Has anyone tried whats your price? It usually has people that are trying to low ball, but I have found a couple nice guys from there.
Every time I do SD4Me or SA it is so much SPAM that sifting through it isn't always worth it.
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- Thu May 09, 2019 4:11 pm
- Forum: Sugar Babies
- Topic: which is best?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2562
- Thu May 09, 2019 4:09 pm
- Forum: Sugar Babies
- Topic: Long Term Arrangements/Sugar Daddy
- Replies: 1
- Views: 818
Long Term Arrangements/Sugar Daddy
The way that I started in the adult biz was through S.D and modeling. I personally love the SD/SB relationships, as I thoroughly enjoy getting to know and exploring my partners'. I also believe that a regular relationship allows for a kind of relaxation and closeness that you will never get when see...
- Thu May 09, 2019 4:02 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Makeup/cosplay
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1990
- Thu May 09, 2019 4:00 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Iowa / BDSM Female Dom
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2370
Re: Iowa / BDSM Female Dom
I am planning to start visiting the Quad Cities area, and I offer domination.
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:58 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Ladies and Latex
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1268
Re: Ladies and Latex
Lovers Lane in Arlington Heights near Ohare...not only is it the best sex shop I have ever been in ,based on overall selection of everything, but it also has a good selection of latex lingerie that is fairly cheap. Meaning under $30 and $40 I lived in A.H for so LONG and I have never been there. Bu...
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:51 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Let's See Some Feet!
- Replies: 65
- Views: 7033
Re: Let's See Some Feet!
I absolutely love foot play, one of my favorites!

No idea why it is sideways, but I was trying to catch the scenery behind my feet.

No idea why it is sideways, but I was trying to catch the scenery behind my feet.
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:36 pm
- Forum: Adult Film - Anything Goes
- Topic: Your favorite fetish or story line?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 335
Your favorite fetish or story line?
Hey guys! Right now, I am working on starting up my own productions and clip sales. I have been trying to come up with creative scenerio's and storylines. I would love to hear what ideas you guys have!
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:35 pm
- Forum: Adult Film - Anything Goes
- Topic: Clips From Our New Video!!
- Replies: 15
- Views: 5158
Re: Clips From Our New Video!!
This is a cute idea! Looooove it!
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:33 pm
- Forum: Adult Film - Anything Goes
- Topic: Best actress?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 644
Re: Best actress?
My favorite SMURF, hands down, is Riley Reed. *drools*
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:32 pm
- Forum: Adult Film - Anything Goes
- Topic: Question for ladies who produce their own content
- Replies: 2
- Views: 375
Question for ladies who produce their own content
I have been trying to figure out what the best program is to edit my own personal clips that I am making for sale. If anyone knows of a good quality program, that isn't super expensive or super complicated, please let me know! 

- Thu May 09, 2019 3:30 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes
- Topic: Webcam/Facetime, Whatever
- Replies: 15
- Views: 659
Re: Webcam/Facetime, Whatever
Sounds like you and the S.O are having a fantastic time. That's awesome!
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:18 pm
- Forum: Casting Calls
- Topic: Looking for fellow models to collaborate with
- Replies: 1
- Views: 383
Looking for fellow models to collaborate with
Hey guys! I am making my way into the adult content creation business. Any ladies that would be down to collaborate for shared rights to the content, please feel free to reach out. I would also be willing to pay for sole use of content. If there are any ladies who are interested in breaking into the...
- Thu May 09, 2019 3:15 pm
- Forum: Casting Calls
- Topic: Lingerie - Swimwear Shoot in Iowa
- Replies: 19
- Views: 6460
Re: Lingerie - Swimwear Shoot in Iowa
I am always available in the midwest for photoshoots, and am currently looking to collaborate with models and photographers.
- Wed May 08, 2019 1:29 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: Chicago's Premier Petite Redhead Jamie Love Planning a Multi City Tour
- Replies: 1
- Views: 519
Chicago's Premier Petite Redhead Jamie Love Planning a Multi City Tour
Hello Everyone!! I have decided that I want 2019 to be the year of travel for me! I want to travel to at least 2 cities a month, so if you want me to visit your city, don't be afraid to let me know! More cities will be added VERY, VERY soon! As with all of my tours, PREBOOKING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!...
- Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:00 am
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
Re: Are you a feminist?
I quote some feminist literature on my wevsite, and have a few other things floating around that give them the idea. To me, providing companionship is a feminist act. (FOR ME) as I am empowered by my sensuality. Feminism is a belief system and concept that is as general as the world religion. In the...
- Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:53 am
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
Re: Are you a feminist?
First of all, thank you. Since day 1, I have felt that by offering my services in this, it is a feminist act. Why? Because I am capitalizing on my feminism and I am being a strong womean. Second, there are some women who are feminists who I want to slap. So, we are in agreement on that one. Which is...
- Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:38 am
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
Re: Are you a feminist?
To quote my absolute favorite artist of all time, "Why can't all decent men and women call themselves feminists, out of respect. For those who fought for this. I mean, look around. We have this. Yes I love my country. By which i mean. I am indebted joyfully. To all the people throughout its history....
- Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:29 am
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
Re: To me, being a companion is a feminist act
Wow! Thank you. I really appreciate that. That kind of compliment is more meaningful to me then someone telling me how beautiful they think I am. :) Compliment the beauty of my brain, and the panties slide right off..... ;-) Well, thank you! Because I feel it empowers me, makes me proud to be a woma...
- Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:11 am
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: "Making it with a lesbian"
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1954
Re: My boyfriends love it
I am the kind of companion who will hire on of her friends to celebrate a birthday. I also, myself, do not believe in monogamy. Although, no one has ever taken me up on it, I always tell the people I date that if they want to go out and have sex with someone they can. When I was younger, and not as ...
- Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:13 am
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: "Making it with a lesbian"
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1954
In the Civvie world...
I have noticed that a lot of guys will try to get lesbians, and its not so much a fetish but more a machismo thing. Like, well she may not like men but she sucked my dick. Personally, I love to turn out "straight girls". Show me a straight girl, and I will show you a bi curious girl.... Just give me...
- Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:57 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Do women like to watch guys give head?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1187
Re: Do women like to watch guys give head?
I RARELY will admit this... But, sometimes I watch gay porn. I think it would be SO HOT to do a 3some with two guys and watch them give each other head.
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:20 am
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: First Vegas Tour - 12/29-1/3
- Replies: 0
- Views: 403
First Vegas Tour - 12/29-1/3
*So excited for both my first trip to Vegas and to see my companion!* Hello Friends and Lovers! β Are you in midst of a busy, responsible life that has left you little room to express the passionate spirit that you carry deep inside. In a position in which you must keep your youthful spirit hidden a...
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:12 am
- Forum: Money and Investing
- Topic: The Investment App Stash
- Replies: 3
- Views: 888
The Investment App Stash
Has anyone tried it? I am not very investment savvy, but after being in the industry for as long as I have I am thinking more and more about investing. The commercials I see for it makes it seem very simple, and easy to navigate for someone like me... Does anyone have any thoughts?
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:10 am
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
Re: To me, being a companion is a feminist act
Well, thank you!
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:03 am
- Forum: Tricks of the Trade
- Topic: Does Your Hour Have More Than 60 Minutes?
- Replies: 80
- Views: 16688
I tend to give 15 minutes over each duration
And, when I am mentoring someone I tell them to do the same. Not only because I don't want to rush, but because in Chicago there are so many wonderful ladies that I feel like doing little things like that helps gentlemen want to see you again. I also tend to not count the shower time either. I don't...
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 9:56 am
- Forum: The New Prohibition
- Topic: Cook County and elsewhere
- Replies: 6
- Views: 953
Re: Cook County and elsewhere
No problem! It is important for everyone to be aware. They usually will talk about it on the news after its over. This is a yearly thing. Every year around the same time, they do operation cross country. I am not affected by it, because they are mostly going after low end, looking for pimps and unde...
- Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:07 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: Jamie Love in Peoria and Bloomington 2nd week of Dec
- Replies: 0
- Views: 488
Jamie Love in Peoria and Bloomington 2nd week of Dec
I am so excited to get back to Central IL- and this time I will be hitting Peoria. My plans aren't totally worked out, but if a particular day works for you that week I can make my plan based on that! email me! jamie.love532@gmail.com


- Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:03 pm
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
To me, being a companion is a feminist act
Because I feel it empowers me, makes me proud to be a woman, and makes me comfortable with my sexuality. I feel like a womans sexuality can be powerful.
- Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:02 pm
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
- Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:01 pm
- Forum: The New Prohibition
- Topic: Cook County and elsewhere
- Replies: 6
- Views: 953
Re: Cook County and elsewhere
This is a yearly thing. Every year around the same time, they do operation cross country. I am not affected by it, because they are mostly going after low end, looking for pimps and underage. But there is still the chance to get caught in their web. Just be extra careful around this time, SCREEN SCR...
- Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:59 pm
- Forum: The New Prohibition
- Topic: Can I discuss other ad sites? EROS was raided...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 546
Can I discuss other ad sites? EROS was raided...
Since I didn't see anything here about it... I thought I'd put it out there, a few weeks ago EROS got raided. This surprised me very much because they are a site that is super strict. If you do anything that they don't like you get banned for life. They are still running like business as usual, but ...
- Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:18 am
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
In the long run, I made out good.
I was so blown away by it, that I posted about it on Twitter. Because of the post, a guy that had been watching me, but hadn't reached out yet decided to reach out and booked a session for last night. He was awesome- smart, sweet, interesting, and he was a very generous tipper. So, in the end I am g...
- Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:12 pm
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Are you a feminist?
- Replies: 42
- Views: 3053
Are you a feminist?
So, this like totally blew my mind the other day. A client that I was working on scheduling with randomly emails me and says, are you a feminist? Probably because I have a quote on my old site about sex positive feminism, and a lot of my twitter stuff relates to it. And, I knew- this could go one of...
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:36 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2944
Re: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
I also ABSOLUTELY love role play! and, I love Strap on play. (Both ways) I used to love to teach Foreign in my personal life. But, after doing it in this world for sometime I realize that for me it has to be spontaneous so it's a little bit different more difficult for it to do it within this, but i...
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:18 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2944
Re: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
I also ABSOLUTELY love role play! and, I love Strap on play. (Both ways) I used to love to teach Foreign in my personal life. But, after doing it in this world for sometime I realize that for me it has to be spontaneous so it's a little bit different more difficult for it to do it within this, but i...
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:07 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Ladies who are pro doms....
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1476
Re: Ladies who are pro doms....
jaguar1957us wrote: βTue Jul 04, 2017 8:26 amWe desperately need more experienced Femdom ladies in Peoria.
Jaguar
I am a femdom and I plan to start visiting all the Central and southern Illinois cities very soon and regularly. If you'd like to begin to talk about it shoot me an email and we can set something up.
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:06 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Ladies who are pro doms....
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1476
Re: Ladies who are pro doms....
I'll shoot you an email, but I'm very fetish experienced and would be happy to teach privately. Did you email me? Because if you did it either went to the wrong spot, or I missed it somehow. So if you're still interested in teaching me, please feel free to email me or you can even shoot me a text a...
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 8:03 pm
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2944
Re: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
Oh, you aknow not seen nothing yet!!! That was just a couple Of the things on my list! And I miss pubic hair. Even a landing strip is sensuous. So soft and furry. Nah.......gets up my nose and makes me sneeze! Hm... Some of the things that I discovered that I liked later on in life, that I didn't th...
- Wed Oct 04, 2017 5:45 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: I am LOVING Central IL!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 572
I am LOVING Central IL!
Everyone one I have met so far has been wonderful! I just arrived in Bloomington, and I am so excited to make some new friends!!
Come and spend sometime with a REDACTED, kinky redhead .... I promise you won't regret it.
Come and spend sometime with a REDACTED, kinky redhead .... I promise you won't regret it.
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:28 pm
- Forum: Music and the Other Liberal Arts
- Topic: Music during a session...
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1753
Music during a session...
Guys, do you like when a lady plays music during the session? And, if you do- what genre do you think is best?
If you dont like music during sessions, please tell me why you don't enjoy it.
Ladies, same- do you enjoy music during a session? If yes, what kind of music do you prefer? If no- why ?
If you dont like music during sessions, please tell me why you don't enjoy it.
Ladies, same- do you enjoy music during a session? If yes, what kind of music do you prefer? If no- why ?
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:55 am
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
- Replies: 29
- Views: 2944
Re: ass worship/ladies panties on men..and other unique turn ons
Hm... Some of the things that I discovered that I liked later on in life, that I didn't think would be a turn on prior .... Foot Worship- I love my feet played with .... It's that slight agony of almost tickling, but not quite. .... lol Ass Worship is also my favorite Good looking Silver Foxes!!! Do...
- Tue Apr 04, 2017 10:47 am
- Forum: Free Range Fetish
- Topic: Ladies who are pro doms....
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1476
Ladies who are pro doms....
I am looking for some pro doms to teach some BDSM classes. *(Paid for your time of course.) Please email me directly if you're interested in discussing this with me. You can reach me at jamie.love532@gmail.com or jamie@myeliteassistants. Thanks!!!
- Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:24 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: She Won't? I will!!!...Sexy Redhead Visiting DC 10/9-10/14
- Replies: 0
- Views: 219
She Won't? I will!!!...Sexy Redhead Visiting DC 10/9-10/14
Hello Gentlemen! I am Jamie Love. I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those that incite the mind as well as excite the body and soul. I am deeply intrigued by a confident and successful man who kn...
- Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:43 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: She Won't? I will!!!...Sexy Redhead Visiting DC 10/9-10/14
- Replies: 0
- Views: 207
She Won't? I will!!!...Sexy Redhead Visiting DC 10/9-10/14
Hello Gentlemen! I am Jamie Love . Coming BACK to DC/NOVA 10/9-10/14 I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those that incite the mind as well as excite the body and soul. I am deeply intrigued by a ...
- Tue Apr 26, 2016 8:41 am
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: She wont do it? I WILL! Sexy Red Visiting VA/DC 4/26-4/29
- Replies: 0
- Views: 177
She wont do it? I WILL! Sexy Red Visiting VA/DC 4/26-4/29
I am Jamie Love, a sexy and adventurous Chicago Companion Visiting the NOVA/DC area APril 25th- 29th http://s20.postimg.org/apd8fp9wd/Visit_DC2.jpg I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those that i...
- Mon Feb 29, 2016 2:25 am
- Forum: Travel & Leisure
- Topic: Tips and Tricks for East Coast Success?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 767
Tips and Tricks for East Coast Success?
I am heading to the East Coast for my tour next month and I was wondering if anyone could give me some tips and tricks for navigating the areas? Any particular places to see? Especially any places to avoid would be helpful as well! Arlington/DC, NYC, Philly, Boston.... Any advice on this exciting ne...
- Mon Feb 29, 2016 2:18 am
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: Sexy GND...Let me blow your mind... Visiting VA/DC 3/3-3/7
- Replies: 0
- Views: 180
Sexy GND...Let me blow your mind... Visiting VA/DC 3/3-3/7
I am Jamie Love, a seductive and adventurous Elite Chicago Companion. Visiting Arlington VA/ Washington DC 3/3-3/7 I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those that incite the mind as well as excite ...
- Mon Feb 29, 2016 2:13 am
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: Sexy GND~Let me blow your mind..Visiting East Coast 3/3-4/17
- Replies: 0
- Views: 179
Sexy GND~Let me blow your mind..Visiting East Coast 3/3-4/17
I am Jamie Love, a seductive and adventurous Elite Chicago Companion. Touring DC ~3/3-3/7 NYC~ 4/1-4/4 Boston~ 4/12-4/14 Philadelphia~ 4/15-4/17 I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those that inci...
- Mon Feb 22, 2016 11:52 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: She Wont Do It? I Will! ... Visiting Arlington VA/DC 3/1-3/5
- Replies: 0
- Views: 173
She Wont Do It? I Will! ... Visiting Arlington VA/DC 3/1-3/5
I am Jamie Love, a seductive and adventurous Elite Chicago Companion. Visiting Arlington VA/Washington DC 3/1-3/5 I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those that incite the mind as well as excite t...
- Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:02 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: Sexy Chicago Redhead Visiting DC 3/1-5 NY 4/1-5 Bost 4/12-14
- Replies: 0
- Views: 189
Sexy Chicago Redhead Visiting DC 3/1-5 NY 4/1-5 Bost 4/12-14
I am Jamie Love, a seductive and adventurous Elite Chicago Companion. Visiting Washington DC 3/1-3/5 NYC 4/1-4/5 Boston 4/12-4/14 Philadelphia 4/14-4/16 I am an intelligent and down to earth woman with a cool personality to match. I enjoy stimulating conversation, and surrounding myself with those t...
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:22 pm
- Forum: You Can't Fix Stupid
- Topic: Selfie with a needle
- Replies: 37
- Views: 4433
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:29 pm
- Forum: Touring Announcements
- Topic: She Wont Do It? I Will! ...Visiting Memphis/Tunica 2/18-2/19
- Replies: 0
- Views: 359
She Wont Do It? I Will! ...Visiting Memphis/Tunica 2/18-2/19
I can't wait to feel this Southern Hospitality! Visiting 2/18-2/19 Tunica REDACTED/ Memphis REDACTED I am Jamie Love, an auburn haired, slender Elite Chicago Companion. I am in my late 20's, a mature and intelligent woman who enjoys thought provoking conversation and exploration. Even as a young gir...
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:06 pm
- Forum: Tricks of the Trade
- Topic: She's not dressed sexy the 2nd visit; Am I the only one?
- Replies: 53
- Views: 10901
Making sure that you are perfect for your gentleman every single time, whether the first or the 100th, whether a low or high volume Contractor , should be your number one Priority! This is what we do. This is why we are here! To provide an experience that our friends will never forget! I take pride ...
- Sat May 16, 2015 11:33 pm
- Forum: Tech Corner
- Topic: A kind of complex and strange request.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 510
A kind of complex and strange request.
I need someone who is proficient as designing websites, and also familiar with processing payments through the website. I was in the middle of working on something with someone, but something "has come up in their personal life" which has stopped him from being able to work with me. I don't want to ...
- Sat May 16, 2015 10:40 am
- Forum: Anything Goes
- Topic: Who would you do?
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2227
Re: Why isn't there an option for both?
Well, maybe I am greedy but I want them both. Of course, Jan is hotter but Flo is just Flo! So I pick both!
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shyboy69 wrote:Sounds like fun! Who's your choice?JamieLove wrote:Double anyone?

- Thu May 14, 2015 6:45 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes
- Topic: Gents!!!! Questions For You Just Curious & Ladies
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1263
Note to criminals...
If you act as if nothing is wrong when you are driving by police, you look like a normal person. I never really understood why a marked cop car would scare someone visiting a lady, if it was a sting THERE WOULD BE NO MARKED CARS. The fact that he had a warrant- maybe he had it because he can't drive!
- Thu May 14, 2015 6:38 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes
- Topic: Who would you do?
- Replies: 45
- Views: 2227
Why isn't there an option for both?
Double anyone?
- Thu May 14, 2015 6:36 pm
- Forum: Anything Goes
- Topic: Crazy Question for companions
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2499
Well... I thought the question was going to be crazier!
Personally, I only use hotels when I am touring. But, I also offer Smurf. As long as you submit to my verification, are a gentlemen and have a discrete location, I will meet you there. While, I have never been invited to a mobile home- I am not pretentious. As long as it is in a safe area, you are a...
- Tue May 12, 2015 7:48 pm
- Forum: Q & A For Newbies
- Topic: I read the other threads about posting photos...
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1126
Should I try a different host?
Because I use those addresses on all the other forums that I am on and have never had a problem before.
- Tue May 12, 2015 6:31 pm
- Forum: Q & A For Newbies
- Topic: I read the other threads about posting photos...
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1126
I read the other threads about posting photos...
And I am doing exactly that and it isn't working. I'm going to try here, and a betting it wont work but maybe someone will be able to see what is going wrong.

