Jokes and Funnies

New Topic

1619 topics

Page 1 of 33
- Jump to page:
1
2
3
4
5
…
33
Next

Announcements

Replies

Views

Last post

Keeping GBN Alive and Growing

Last post by Publisher « Sat Apr 30, 2022 7:48 pm
Posted in Announcements
Replies: 37
by Publisher » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:41 am » in Announcements

First post

The GBN is approaching the end of another month.

GBN operates on its donor base. Anyone purely profit-motivated is unlikely to keep the site in its...

Last post

We are shy 12 new subscribers on the final day

can i pay for my donor with cashapp and can you send me link so i can see how much again please...

37 Replies

36903 Views

Last post by Publisher
Sat Apr 30, 2022 7:48 pm
Becoming a Donor or renewing status

Last post by Publisher « Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:40 am
Posted in Q & A For Newbies
Replies: 53
by maxwell » Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:50 pm » in Q & A For Newbies

First post

For those who wish to become a donor or renew your status there are two options available. Donations can be made by cash in the mail or CC through...

Last post

For those of you who last contibuted last September, the clock is ticking to renew.

53 Replies

28161 Views

Last post by Publisher
Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:40 am

Topics

Replies

Views

Last post

Watch out Wisconsin Phase 2 is Coming

Last post by vorlon « Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:09 am
Replies: 2
by YAG » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:24 pm

First post

FB_IMG_1597119713281.jpg

Last post

That sound about right for Wisconsin. They'll be the ones to horde accordions.

2 Replies

1447 Views

Last post by vorlon
Tue Aug 11, 2020 12:09 am
:Forum Bore Em:

Last post by YAG « Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:00 am
Replies: 6
by BulletwButterflyWings » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:37 am

First post

Foamy Always Says It Best!!!

Perhaps this should actually be Posted in Policies and Rules of Engagement...... 8)

Last post

Listen up

6 Replies

4031 Views

Last post by YAG
Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:00 am
Meme War

Last post by jamesgeo « Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:53 pm
Replies: 144
by YAG » Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:39 am
1

2
First post

FB_IMG_1485827489295.jpg

Last post

For those who watch the show
144 Replies

25811 Views

Last post by jamesgeo
Sun Jul 11, 2021 4:53 pm
Holiday

Last post by chevytooheavy « Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:36 pm
Replies: 1
by cubphan » Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:46 am

First post

66258494_2389142087832433_6295211150036434944_n.jpg

Last post

Must be hard( pun intended) to serve this to family.

1 Replies

1006 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Sun Jul 04, 2021 1:36 pm
Giving birth is not as bad as getting kicked in the balls

Last post by mckdmax « Thu May 27, 2021 7:47 pm

by mckdmax » Thu May 27, 2021 7:47 pm

This is true....because not once has a man said...

ya know... I want to get kicked in the balls again....

but of course many women have said.......

0 Replies

1057 Views

Last post by mckdmax
Thu May 27, 2021 7:47 pm
Childrens story about a beaver

Last post by chevytooheavy « Fri May 07, 2021 8:02 am
Replies: 4
by chevytooheavy » Mon May 04, 2020 8:03 am

First post

This is hilarious

Last post

forgot how funny this was

4 Replies

1677 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Fri May 07, 2021 8:02 am
What did ?

Last post by roygbiv00 « Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:15 am

by roygbiv00 » Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:15 am

What did the egg say to the boiling water ?

Give me a minute to get hard I just got laid !

I dont know if I had told that one on GBN before but...

0 Replies

1211 Views

Last post by roygbiv00
Sat Mar 20, 2021 12:15 am
Trolling for Fun!

Last post by The_Carpenter « Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:39 pm
Replies: 2
by Publisher » Tue Mar 02, 2021 8:53 am

First post

I have gotten too bored.

I have resorted this morning to trolling self-admitted cheapskates who stiff restaurant servers and delivery drivers.

I...

Last post

Good post pubs.
A zillion years ago I found that decently tipping servers result in bar overpours, waitresses marking orders so the chef knows its...

2 Replies

1261 Views

Last post by The_Carpenter
Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:39 pm
Old Lady At Dentist

Last post by chevytooheavy « Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:31 am
Replies: 1
by Bustyally » Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:05 pm

First post

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, I think you have the wrong room. You...

Last post

:YMDEVIL:

1 Replies

1118 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:31 am
Dark Forest

Last post by chevytooheavy « Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:30 am
Replies: 1
by Bustyally » Sun Feb 21, 2021 12:09 pm

First post

A man and a woman started to get it on in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a...

Last post

:YMDEVIL:

1 Replies

1107 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:30 am
Bernie Sanders

Last post by shyboy69 « Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:44 pm

by shyboy69 » Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:44 pm

I wanna be like Bernie when I grow up. Hes getting more media time as a meme then he ever did as a candidate.

20210204_133222.jpg

0 Replies

1129 Views

Last post by shyboy69
Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:44 pm
Extreme Photography

Last post by YAG « Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:59 am

by YAG » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:59 am

FB_IMG_1596290273949.jpg

0 Replies

1268 Views

Last post by YAG
Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:59 am
Puddles Does Gilligan's Island

Last post by YAG « Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:07 pm
Replies: 2
by YAG » Sun Jul 19, 2020 10:39 am

2 Replies

1346 Views

Last post by YAG
Mon Jul 20, 2020 12:07 pm
Funny.....

Last post by DMLawPro « Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:32 pm
Replies: 2
by bushcutter » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:32 pm

First post

IMG_1743.JPG

Last post

:-o =)) =))

2 Replies

1511 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:32 pm
Assumptions

Last post by vorlon « Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:27 pm
Replies: 6
by K3lo » Thu Jul 09, 2020 4:04 pm

First post

158B06BF-AC90-4387-A22E-32C805D478FD.jpeg

Last post

Do I sense some jealousy that I'm able to relax from a long day of foraging? :D

No.

6 Replies

1889 Views

Last post by vorlon
Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:27 pm
Raccoon Abuse Must End

Last post by The_Carpenter « Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:25 pm
Replies: 6
by YAG » Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:03 am

First post

FB_IMG_1593680477687.jpg

Last post

....The only good racoon is a road kill racoon!
Come on Vorlon, Play nice.

6 Replies

1913 Views

Last post by The_Carpenter
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:25 pm
Plannedemic Town Hall Meetings

Last post by vorlon « Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:16 pm
Replies: 3
by Publisher » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:53 pm

3 Replies

1428 Views

Last post by vorlon
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:16 pm
Dildo Costume at Funeral

Last post by YAG « Fri May 29, 2020 7:52 am

by YAG » Fri May 29, 2020 7:52 am

0 Replies

1233 Views

Last post by YAG
Fri May 29, 2020 7:52 am
Midwest Voice Translator

Last post by vorlon « Thu May 28, 2020 12:35 am
Replies: 1
by YAG » Tue May 26, 2020 6:31 am

1 Replies

1266 Views

Last post by vorlon
Thu May 28, 2020 12:35 am
I'm sure SOMEBODY is trying this

Last post by vorlon « Sat May 23, 2020 3:17 am
Replies: 6
by YAG » Wed May 20, 2020 10:56 am

First post

20200520_105407.jpg

Last post

Adult vaccination rates would probably go way up if you could get them by having sex.

6 Replies

2041 Views

Last post by vorlon
Sat May 23, 2020 3:17 am
Spank the Money

Last post by Fishstick « Tue May 05, 2020 8:49 am
Replies: 2
by shyboy69 » Mon May 04, 2020 6:59 pm

2 Replies

1328 Views

Last post by Fishstick
Tue May 05, 2020 8:49 am
An interpretation by an interpreted Anthony Faucci

Last post by DMLawPro « Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:32 pm
Replies: 1
by YAG » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:52 am

1 Replies

1211 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:32 pm
Land O Lakes butter trick

Last post by ShyDaniel « Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:57 am
Replies: 2
by shyboy69 » Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:17 am

2 Replies

1436 Views

Last post by ShyDaniel
Fri Apr 17, 2020 11:57 am
Taneytown = Partytown?

Last post by Skookum « Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:58 am

by Skookum » Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:58 am

I don't see what the big deal is. This is my default dress code.

0 Replies

1123 Views

Last post by Skookum
Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:58 am
Lockdown

Last post by The_Carpenter « Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:30 am
Replies: 6
by Publisher » Sat Apr 11, 2020 3:02 pm

First post

FB_IMG_1586635255566.jpg 7

Last post

FB_IMG_1586635255566.jpg7

Begs the question - what qualifies as essential pussy ? :YMDEVIL:

I'm not telling.

YAG...You can tell us about...

6 Replies

1766 Views

Last post by The_Carpenter
Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:30 am
Condoms Lead To Marriage

Last post by DMLawPro « Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:06 am

by DMLawPro » Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:06 am

0 Replies

1063 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Fri Apr 10, 2020 8:06 am
Nudist Colony

Last post by chevytooheavy « Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:13 am
Replies: 2
by DMLawPro » Tue Apr 07, 2020 6:57 pm

2 Replies

1427 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:13 am
Needing a barber

Last post by wallaby « Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:26 pm
Replies: 2
by YAG » Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:43 am

2 Replies

1358 Views

Last post by wallaby
Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:26 pm
Johnny or Dave?

Last post by DMLawPro « Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:18 am

by DMLawPro » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:18 am

0 Replies

1046 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:18 am
Chinese Take Out

Last post by chevytooheavy « Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:29 pm
Replies: 1
by Fishstick » Fri Mar 13, 2020 4:13 pm

First post

I called for Chinese take out. I asked the lady for C19. She replied....We no have C19....I said ...Me neither and ended the call.

Last post

:roll:

1 Replies

1149 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:29 pm
Who Remembers?

Last post by chevytooheavy « Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:55 am
Replies: 3
by DMLawPro » Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:19 pm

3 Replies

1377 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:55 am
Moose knuckle shuffle

Last post by shyboy69 « Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:36 am

by shyboy69 » Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:36 am

0 Replies

1051 Views

Last post by shyboy69
Sun Mar 08, 2020 10:36 am
Insurance?

Last post by franklin « Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:06 am
Replies: 2
by DMLawPro » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:58 pm

2 Replies

1293 Views

Last post by franklin
Wed Mar 04, 2020 8:06 am
New use for Viagra?

Last post by bushcutter « Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:10 pm

by bushcutter » Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:10 pm

Image.png

0 Replies

1103 Views

Last post by bushcutter
Tue Mar 03, 2020 8:10 pm
Go Fund Me

Last post by DMLawPro « Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:37 am
Replies: 1
by DMLawPro » Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:56 am

1 Replies

1163 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Sat Feb 29, 2020 7:37 am
Wow!

Last post by DMLawPro « Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:35 am

by DMLawPro » Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:35 am

Don't Blame Lazy People.....

They haven't done a thing....

0 Replies

1040 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:35 am
Birth Control Babe

Last post by vorlon « Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:48 pm
Replies: 1
by YAG » Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:19 pm

First post

FB_IMG_1582154281743.jpg

Last post

What candidate is she supporting? I want to go to those campaign rallies!

1 Replies

1152 Views

Last post by vorlon
Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:48 pm
Getting Laid on Valentines Day

Last post by Poker69 « Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:16 am
Replies: 7
by Publisher » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:45 pm

7 Replies

2059 Views

Last post by Poker69
Fri Feb 14, 2020 10:16 am
Contractor Resumes

Last post by shyboy69 « Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:19 pm
Replies: 3
by DMLawPro » Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:38 pm

3 Replies

1447 Views

Last post by shyboy69
Thu Feb 13, 2020 12:19 pm
Oh Wow

Last post by chevytooheavy « Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:33 pm
Replies: 4
by DMLawPro » Thu Jan 30, 2020 11:24 am

First post

This is for Yag...

Last post

DM you are so bad. :YMDEVIL:

4 Replies

1560 Views

Last post by chevytooheavy
Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:33 pm
Re: Engineers

Last post by vorlon « Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:50 pm
Replies: 2
by beautifulbridgette » Fri Jan 24, 2020 10:16 pm

First post

5b1ab780d1308fcc8f788635b858e9f6.jpg

Last post

It's the universe's fault.

2 Replies

1353 Views

Last post by vorlon
Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:50 pm
For Yuna

Last post by YAG « Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:27 am
Replies: 9
by YAG » Wed Jan 22, 2020 1:06 pm

9 Replies

2392 Views

Last post by YAG
Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:27 am
Panties/Underwear

Last post by Publisher « Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:29 am
Replies: 14
by DMLawPro » Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:13 pm

First post

Why, when a guy buys a pair of underwear and a girl buy a pair of panties, they are only 1 item each?

Last post

I had drinks with Dave a few others a few weeks back. Come to think of it, Dave does seem to fidget a lot. Maybe he was in women's undies?

Were...

14 Replies

2996 Views

Last post by Publisher
Wed Jan 22, 2020 8:29 am
Starter Pack

Last post by DukeOfHazard « Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:20 am

by DukeOfHazard » Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:20 am

Could also be called the ‘my mans a pimp’ starter pack, especially the Newports

8F17D8A8-CD2F-41F6-828E-829761726157.png

0 Replies

1082 Views

Last post by DukeOfHazard
Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:20 am
Get It Girl!

Last post by franklin « Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:35 am
Replies: 2
by DMLawPro » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:06 am

First post

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

The...

Last post

:)) :))

2 Replies

1318 Views

Last post by franklin
Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:35 am
8 inches.......

Last post by cubphan « Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:35 pm

by cubphan » Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:35 pm

4 to 8 inches here tonight, so this got my thinking....

0 Replies

1147 Views

Last post by cubphan
Fri Jan 10, 2020 7:35 pm
Take a cue

Last post by cubphan « Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:46 pm

by cubphan » Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:46 pm

9300a767a15387de63cf0f6f4b45b141.jpg

0 Replies

1113 Views

Last post by cubphan
Fri Jan 10, 2020 6:46 pm
Interesting!

Last post by DMLawPro « Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:48 am

by DMLawPro » Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:48 am

I love those O'D's

Anyone want to check the previous President's Military record for me?

Thanks in advance...

0 Replies

1071 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Tue Jan 07, 2020 8:48 am
Golfing on Christmas Day!

Last post by DMLawPro « Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:11 pm
Replies: 12
by DMLawPro » Tue Nov 27, 2018 5:06 pm

First post

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and...

Last post

Merry Christmas DM!

And you posted this here because your golf game is a joke?

Yes, a BIG Joke!

12 Replies

2804 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:11 pm
Dance with me!

Last post by DMLawPro « Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:07 am

by DMLawPro » Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:07 am

0 Replies

1076 Views

Last post by DMLawPro
Tue Dec 24, 2019 6:07 am

New Topic

1619 topics

Page 1 of 33
- Jump to page:
1
2
3
4
5
…
33
Next

Return to Board Index

Forum permissions

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum