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"Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am

Especially if you're a total stranger

1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it

If you want to set off the warning bells in any rational person's mind, who has any sense of self-preservation, you'll ask them, anonymously, that set of questions. All at once.

I thought I'd dealt with every conceivable form of dumbass possible via this site.

Well, this was a new one.
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Re: Inappropriate Questions

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:00 am

PS

Please don't try to top this.

Thanks in advance.
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Re: Inappropriate Questions

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:09 am

Ooooo... I likey the Friend or Foe thing. This ass munch now can't see my posts or send me PMs
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Re: Inappropriate Questions

Post by MeterMan » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:09 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:00 am
PS

Please don't try to top this.

Thanks in advance.

Dang, I was just about to ask something inappropriate...

That's sure gonna cut down on the replies in this thread.
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Re: Inappropriate Questions

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:18 am

MeterMan wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:09 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:00 am
PS

Please don't try to top this.

Thanks in advance.

Dang, I was just about to ask something inappropriate...

That's sure gonna cut down on the replies in this thread.
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by wallaby » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:27 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it.
Even creepier ...

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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:29 am

Wallaby wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:27 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it.
Even creepier ...

I know where you are, who you're with, what you're doing, and why you're doing it.
The question is "Why are you so fascinated with my dog's bowel habits?"
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by shyboy69 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 am

Here's one that will raise eyebrows and get your spider senses going. After an intro hug and kiss, YOU ask "can use the bathroom quick to wash my hands" BTW, bathroom door is closed. So she says "no......um it's a mess" you "doesn't matter. I've been to the gas station and I would rather wash them. Because that how I roll". She say "um.......I'm sure they're ok. Come here big daddy............" Oops the door hit me in the ass. LOL

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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:00 am

shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 am
Here's one that will raise eyebrows and get your spider senses going. After an intro hug and kiss, YOU ask "can use the bathroom quick to wash my hands" BTW, bathroom door is closed. So she says "no......um it's a mess" you "doesn't matter. I've been to the gas station and I would rather wash them. Because that how I roll". She say "um.......I'm sure they're ok. Come here big daddy............" Oops the door hit me in the ass. LOL
The answer is "Sterile nitrile gloves and a ball peen hammer"
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by shyboy69 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:07 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:00 am
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 am
Here's one that will raise eyebrows and get your spider senses going. After an intro hug and kiss, YOU ask "can use the bathroom quick to wash my hands" BTW, bathroom door is closed. So she says "no......um it's a mess" you "doesn't matter. I've been to the gas station and I would rather wash them. Because that how I roll". She say "um.......I'm sure they're ok. Come here big daddy............" Oops the door hit me in the ass. LOL
The answer is "Sterile nitrile gloves and a ball peen hammer"
I assume the hammer is because you feel there's a knucklehead in the bathroom already?

I always wash my hands and use mouthwash upon arrival! It's for everyone benefits!

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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:14 am

shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:07 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:00 am
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 am
Here's one that will raise eyebrows and get your spider senses going. After an intro hug and kiss, YOU ask "can use the bathroom quick to wash my hands" BTW, bathroom door is closed. So she says "no......um it's a mess" you "doesn't matter. I've been to the gas station and I would rather wash them. Because that how I roll". She say "um.......I'm sure they're ok. Come here big daddy............" Oops the door hit me in the ass. LOL
The answer is "Sterile nitrile gloves and a ball peen hammer"
I assume the hammer is because you feel there's a knucklehead in the bathroom already?

I always wash my hands and use mouthwash upon arrival! It's for everyone benefits!
Assumption is a bad word.
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by shyboy69 » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:19 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:14 am
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:07 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:00 am
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 am
Here's one that will raise eyebrows and get your spider senses going. After an intro hug and kiss, YOU ask "can use the bathroom quick to wash my hands" BTW, bathroom door is closed. So she says "no......um it's a mess" you "doesn't matter. I've been to the gas station and I would rather wash them. Because that how I roll". She say "um.......I'm sure they're ok. Come here big daddy............" Oops the door hit me in the ass. LOL
The answer is "Sterile nitrile gloves and a ball peen hammer"
I assume the hammer is because you feel there's a knucklehead in the bathroom already?

I always wash my hands and use mouthwash upon arrival! It's for everyone benefits!
Assumption is a bad word.
It can be in this business!

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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:21 am

shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:19 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:14 am
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:07 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 10:00 am
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:47 am
Here's one that will raise eyebrows and get your spider senses going. After an intro hug and kiss, YOU ask "can use the bathroom quick to wash my hands" BTW, bathroom door is closed. So she says "no......um it's a mess" you "doesn't matter. I've been to the gas station and I would rather wash them. Because that how I roll". She say "um.......I'm sure they're ok. Come here big daddy............" Oops the door hit me in the ass. LOL
The answer is "Sterile nitrile gloves and a ball peen hammer"
I assume the hammer is because you feel there's a knucklehead in the bathroom already?

I always wash my hands and use mouthwash upon arrival! It's for everyone benefits!
Assumption is a bad word.
It can be in this business!
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by Fishstick » Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:35 am

YAG... How much money you got?

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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:44 pm

Fishstick wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:35 am
YAG... How much money you got?
What is "not enough", Alex.
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by rem308 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:22 pm

YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
Especially if you're a total stranger

1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it

If you want to set off the warning bells in any rational person's mind, who has any sense of self-preservation, you'll ask them, anonymously, that set of questions. All at once.

I thought I'd dealt with every conceivable form of dumbass possible via this site.

Well, this was a new one.
Sounds like you just got pulled over for having a tail light out.

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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by Publisher » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:37 pm

rem308 wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:22 pm
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
Especially if you're a total stranger

1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it

If you want to set off the warning bells in any rational person's mind, who has any sense of self-preservation, you'll ask them, anonymously, that set of questions. All at once.

I thought I'd dealt with every conceivable form of dumbass possible via this site.

Well, this was a new one.
Sounds like you just got pulled over for having a tail light out.
The answer is "Why did you stop me officer?" for $500, Alex.
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by Rynn » Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:55 pm

YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
Especially if you're a total stranger

1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it
1)I'm around
2)myself, captain or sailor jerry, maybe JW blue
3)chatting with you duh
4)for fun ...

they are creeper questions but if i'm asked it's just a chance to be a jerk or silly
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by YAG » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:01 pm

RynMaru wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:55 pm
YAG wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:50 am
Especially if you're a total stranger

1. Ask me where I am
2. Ask me who I'm with
3. Ask me what I'm doing
4. Ask me why I'm doing it
1)I'm around
2)myself, captain or sailor jerry, maybe JW blue
3)chatting with you duh
4)for fun ...

they are creeper questions but if i'm asked it's just a chance to be a jerk or silly
My answer in the instance prompting this was "Who the *make screaming monkey noises* are you to know?"
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by DMLawPro » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:29 pm

I have a question for the ladies.

When was the last time you scratched yourself down there in public?
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Re: "Inappropriate Questions" for $1000, Alex.

Post by Publisher » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:07 pm

DMLawPro wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:29 pm
I have a question for the ladies.

When was the last time you scratched yourself down there in public?
The last time she sat down in a chair right after you.
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