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Rants and Confessions from a Denver companion (hotel room)
First and Foremost: I work for the President (Ummm the light bulb inventor) Benjamin Franklin….

Rants from an upscale Denver companion who started at the bottom…the agency….
P.S Anyone writing me hate notes after reading this....then it must apply to you, and if you are the wife of one of these idiots and bitter...I am sorry...we are all a little bitter.
This is a rant that has built up over the course of a year, and that must now be said. I cost too much for the freaks to seek me out now…. And I may run across you guys again…but you are memorable…enough for me to seek therapy anyways.

On with the RANTS!

Issue #1:

I have to voice this in the loudest possible way because I STILL get it…and I quote “I’m only here to please you, tell me what you like…that’s all I want…” barf, barf, barf….If you gave me what I wanted it would be 5 bills and your back, on the way out the door. Why are clients SO damn concerned with ‘making me cum’? The fact that they say they are only there to please me really really annoys the shit out of me. They are there to masturbate into me, and this is VERY different, ladies and gentlemen, from making love with your significant other. So guy’s please who the *make screaming monkey noises* are you kidding? We are emotional creatures, and just a little more complicated then just you plugging away at us and expecting for us to ‘cum’. Gross

Let’s just say ENOUGH with the solemn face and ‘serious talk’ after the session. You insisted I not put a raincoat on you when my mouth went down to the unknown, we wore protection (as I always do), and yet after the session you say “I’m OK right……?.....your clean?” Let’s define ‘clean’ as you put it. Do I take showers everyday? Yes. Do I get STD tested every 3 months? Yes. Do I always use condoms? Yes. Did I see 10 other clients that same week or even day as you? Yes. And 98% all went down on me. Now, even if I was completely honest with you, I can almost swear all those guys I saw in just this last week were not completely honest with me. Do I know this and still take the risk? Yes, and I am still an companion. I know stats, and educate myself immensly on health safety issues…sounds like you don’t but still see me….hmmmm…there has to be some level of responsibility that you take on when you see me….GET IT *make screaming monkey noises* STICK?

NO, you cannot *make screaming monkey noises* me without a condom. (Fact: I get this question about 1/50 people)…And needless to say THAT IS *make screaming monkey noises* GROSS! How many other escorts have you asked this question, that actually LET YOU!!?? You know what this means to me? That you have NOTHING to lose…as in for example “well shit I have _________(insert v.d here) already so why the hell not?” and that is *make screaming monkey noises* scary.

Fact: 90% of the men I see ARE married. (and quite honestly we probably make them better husbands, there wives don’t have to *make screaming monkey noises* them…they pay us…everyone is happy!)

And I quote again “ I’m married…..is that ok?” Why would it matter *make screaming monkey noises*? It’s preferred. It hopefully means you have a life and will leave me the *make screaming monkey noises* alone after the session. Plus, how insulting is that question. As if I companion to find meaningful relationships with trustworthy men. Note to every dumb shit out there….I am not looking for single men to date, better if you are involved.

I don’t care if other girls like it or “actually prefer it” (or that **cow excrement** line you are feeding me), you CANNOT cum on my face, around it, in my mouth, or even near it. Put your legs up on the wall and flip them by your head, that way you can shoot it at your own face ya dip shit.

To the guys who have escorts girlfriends: Quit *make screaming monkey noises* acting like you have me all figured out. Do not lump me into the category of your trashy companion companion who charges $200/hr. for full service. And goes by the handle “_________(insert name here) of Denver”. I charge $500 minimum now, because after the year of being at the bottom I now understand my self worth. She has been in the business 10 years and you think she is a top Contractor…..quit making me laugh. My chosen name also has a bit more thought process to it….then debbie does denver. Do not think you ‘know’ the companion community. If you and her have *make screaming monkey noises* up underlying problems because you know she *make screaming monkey noises* SOO MANY guys (gotta make those dollars) to support your loser ass…well don’t take it out on me. You’re a *make screaming monkey noises* *microcephalic doofus*.

Ok guys, hygiene talk. Your breath smells of dog shit, maybe you know who you are…maybe not. BUT Guys please please please brush your teeth, wear deordant. Also when we are in missionary and your fat, short, bald-headed self is sweating to death on top of me, remember, I don’t like it you have no hair to refrain your sweat from falling in my god damn face. Drape a sweat towel over your shoulders, that way when your half-way done jacking off inside me you can wipe your face and save me from your disgusting sweat fluids dropping all over my face!

Farting is disgusting and unacceptable on my part, but…then why do you do it? How *make screaming monkey noises* old or drunk are you that you don’t even say excuse me when you break wind?? Next time one of you assholes tries to lick my ass again, I’m cutting one loose. I already told you to keep your fingers and tounge out of my ass (for your own good, I have irritable bowel syndrome, no joking) but yet you persist. My IBS is so bad sometimes. I do have gas and bloat myself to hold it and, it does not help you are prying down there. SO just try not to be such an asshole.

Oh yes….dry fingers HURT. Did you actually think over the last 2 minutes you gave me a wet slicky down there? Once I saw you I knew only alcohol would get me remotely turned on, and since you provided NONE of that, stop trying to shove your dry ass fingers in my gine. It’s called Lube, *make screaming monkey noises* stick.

I HATE HATE HATE men which big lizard size dicks. You could say I have a smaller vagina, or even a short canal. But I have been split before while you ram away and it puts me out of work for at least a week. Your blacklisted you *make screaming monkey noises* heads, I don’t like to be gutted or feel like my insides are bruising while you pound away with that meaty cock of yours. I hate you. If you came in 2 minutes, I think I would be fine….BUT noooo your stupid ass must have taken viagara so you could ‘last’ the ENTIRE goddamn time. Listen asshole, no one *make screaming monkey noises* the ENTIRE time. It’s not normal. If they did my pussy would *make screaming monkey noises* fall off….all you big guys out there..you only get 2 minutes before I become hostile. How about if I beat your dick off lubeless with a piece of sandpaper for 60minutes…how would you like that? *make screaming monkey noises* you guys.

Wait, the all time favorite hilarious priceless quote “ Let’s go on a REAL date sometime…..” does that mean you want to hang out with me for free?......ha……ha…..ha….(choke)….ha….ha…I’m choking how hard I’m laughing… Anyways, moving on..

Since we talked about big dicks, lets talk about limp dicks….nothing wrong with ‘em, they are cute little guys. However, the limp dick and I come at odds when you are still attempting to thrust inside me and the condom is falling off. Thus leaving it inside me. Just STOP, don’t *make screaming monkey noises* try anymore. Its not going to happen and I don’t want ANY piece of your dick skin touching me at all down there. Would you like a hand job?

And that brings me to my next point, why do you have to thrust sooo deep that you go past the shaft part of the condom? I rolled that baby down as far as I could and you still want your disgusting dick skin to touch me somehow. Just STOP, your dick doesn’t get longer the more you shove it in! You are just annoying me.

For the guys who want to “see my face” picture before I meet them, knowing very well I don’t show my face on the website. *make screaming monkey noises* off. I have a *make screaming monkey noises* beautiful face and I KNOW it. Everyone loves my face, maybe too much. It is how I am successful and can pull in 5,000 a week. If I had a butt ass ugly face like you do, do you think I would still be charging $500 for the *make screaming monkey noises* hour? I KNOW my face and general appearance is *make screaming monkey noises* fantastic and I use it to my advantage.

Sure you can make out with my foot for an hour. No I will not wrap a rubber band around your penis head several times to help you not cum. You want me to dig my nails into your balls??

Ummm is that a freshly pierced lip ring you have there young guy? Why are you trying to go down on me then with that freshly pierced lip ring? *make screaming monkey noises* gross…I don’t want your open sore in my vagina. Dumb shits.

Don’t *make screaming monkey noises* squeeze my sides so hard you leave fingertip bruises! My boyfriend will see those!

I keep everything that is handed to me….don’t *make screaming monkey noises* ask me for change dip shit.

Green makes me smile and love you more : )

Hold your belly up when we are in doggy style it makes a fart-slapping noise if you don’t. I was kind enough to pull your belly back to find your dick just 5 minutes ago when I was on top….

I honestly laugh when you ask me why my skin is so soft. Let me tell you my routine. I am a bit obsessive compulsive when I comes to flesh to flesh skin cells rubbing off on me. I SCRUB myself every night with sugar and anything else I can find that is abrasive enough to make my skin raw. This is to get your distgusting skin cells and germs off me. Every time you touch me I think I will be expecially scrubbing that area extra hard tonight…your ‘soft’ touches make my skin crawl ya dirty old *make screaming monkey noises*.

Why is it I expect the worst when a client walks in or I show up? Ok so you have a gimpy arm that is shorter then the other arm with knubs for fingers and a bit deformed. Even your elfish body and rounded chest sets you apart from other guys. You need love too. Since no one but me will *make screaming monkey noises* ya, I go at it bravely. But why WHY WHY do you have to be so creepy with that arm? I tried to ignore it, and you then proceed to touch me with it and call them your “special fingers” and then shove your knubly deformed half fingered hand into my vagina trying to ‘pleasure’ me. Not only does that creep me out, but it really makes me wonder what karma I have put out for you to show up at my door. Why must I be punished? Therapy….I need it…

Stop drooling in my mouth and learn how to kiss….why is your tounge so fat? I can’t believe I just let him go down on me with those rotten ass teeth…I guess it was better then him trying to make out with me…..Gentlemen red onions are offensive…expecially on your breath!...I can’t stop staring at the bats in your cave…

No I will NOT dominate you, you are looking in the WRONG god damn section of EROS. You want ‘BDSM’ not “female escorts”. I DON’T get off sticking things in your ass and making you cross-dress. You couldn’t pay me enough….well maybe, but you’re a bunch of cheap bastards also, so *make screaming monkey noises* off. I want triple what I charge hourly.

Repeat, we are NOT dating. I am not your companion. Stop thinking you are cool enough for me to be here if there was no money involved. I wouldn’t even fart your way unless you paid me. Much less show up and just “hang-out”. Don’t *make screaming monkey noises* tell me you love me, 3 clients this week already beat you to it.

Pussy Eating….for the so-called “experts” Rule #1 Don’t spead my lips apart with your hands so far that they tear the inner soft skin on the vagina….how about I pull your pee hole in two different directions…hmmm?? It would rip the sides…wouldn’t it ?*make screaming monkey noises* stick?? Rule #2 Don’t suck my clit and labia up into your mouth and catch it on your teeth…..lets say I rake my teeth over your cock? Wouldn’t that feel great?? Rule #3 Keep your tounge on the top or the bottom. The middle of my vagina is my pee hole…I don’t know about you but tounging my pee hole is NOT a turn on….it burns. Rule #4 Lick on TOP of the hood not under. There are 4,000 neves on my clit and it feels WAYYYY to sensitive. Kinda like your cock, JUST after you cum. With that said 80% of guys really really give bad head. That is just my personal observation.
If you ask to extend in the middle of a session, because you are just IN LOVE with me…as most usually are…then make sure you have enough to cover the time used buddy! You can’t refund my time asshole, and just because I didn’t want to get up and talk about business when you asked to extend in my compromising position…don’t take advantage of it and bring less then you think you will spend! Dumb shits…

On a happy end note…I DO have to give some credit to the normal guys. The married ones who are stuck in a marriage and are very attractive and could literally get any younger female they wanted, but stay for the kids. Also the non- freaks, losers, ass-face, deformed, hanicapped, overly obese …etc..guys. who have a charming way about them, but decided not to pursue relationships they are not ready to commit to. I salute and respect you. Because you and I both know you can get an attractive girl, who is unsuspecting and sweet and thinks the best of people, to go home with you after you feed her lies just to get into her pants, and then act as if you care for awhile until the sex gets old then throw her out on her relationship wanting ass. Get smart ladies! Stop sleeping around and not using condoms half the time. Fact: My non companion girlfriends hardly ever use condoms…I yell at them. They are so slack….and I use to be. BUT I have learned, Men go after what you want. I understand my relationship to you is a client, Contractor on and there are no gray lines. That is what you are there for, and so am I. You, fantasy porn-star sex…me-benjamin franklins…and it works out.

SO STOP ASKING ME MY REAL GOD DAMN NAME!!!!! It’s none of your *make screaming monkey noises* business…this is a fantasy I fulfill for you…stop making it so god damn personal. I’m NOT your *make screaming monkey noises* companion/wife for christ sake (or want to be)….I’m just a sweet face…..
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Post by shyboy69 » Tue May 08, 2018 7:32 am

I can believe 3/4 of it is what alot of gals think or feel. But WOW.....she either has it bad, or has had enough!

It is to bad she's in what she apparently feels is a bad job! She should quit and find something else more to her liking.

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Post by Yuna » Tue May 08, 2018 8:05 am

Can relate to everything in that rant. For me I usually have a toned down version of it, but if I'm in a really bad mood, that's pretty much what I think.
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Post by DMLawPro » Tue May 08, 2018 8:21 am

If either party is in a bad mood or not feeling right then cancel. I, for one, don't need the BS. Just don't participate that day and schedule for another day.....
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Post by vorlon » Tue May 08, 2018 9:21 am

If I hated what I did for a living that much, I'd find something else to do.
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Post by YAG » Tue May 08, 2018 9:42 am

I'm sure this all has some basis in real life experience. It is also a very angry person who hopefully found other work since the time she wrote this.
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Post by curiouscat » Tue May 08, 2018 9:45 am

No ray of sunshine there. What a shitty attitude.
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Post by YAG » Tue May 08, 2018 9:54 am

Yuna wrote:
Tue May 08, 2018 8:05 am
Can relate to everything in that rant. For me I usually have a toned down version of it, but if I'm in a really bad mood, that's pretty much what I think.
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+1 to making me cum
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Well, I'm glad for the manuals on read on #1 when I was a teenager, because that's what they all said, so I've practiced that. There's nothing quite as awful as knowingly hurting the other person by being stupid. Or being so egotistical that I believe that I have a 100% success rate because I'm so amazing. I enjoy it. And I certainly don't want the recipient wishing they have a blunt object to make me stop.

#2 - that's a bonus, but I'm a realist, and I'm not a magician, mind reader, or empath. And I've seen "When Harry Met Sally".

#3 - ONLY requested, if I have a preponderance of evidence that the pictures being used are bogus. Otherwise I take my chances.
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Post by Poker69 » Tue May 08, 2018 11:10 am

Tell it girl. That's why I quit gigoloing.
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Post by lawler2001 » Tue May 08, 2018 11:11 am

YAG wrote:
Tue May 08, 2018 9:54 am
Yuna wrote:
Tue May 08, 2018 8:05 am
Can relate to everything in that rant. For me I usually have a toned down version of it, but if I'm in a really bad mood, that's pretty much what I think.
+1 to the eating out rules
+1 to making me cum
+1 face pics
Well, I'm glad for the manuals on read on #1 when I was a teenager, because that's what they all said, so I've practiced that. There's nothing quite as awful as knowingly hurting the other person by being stupid. Or being so egotistical that I believe that I have a 100% success rate because I'm so amazing. I enjoy it. And I certainly don't want the recipient wishing they have a blunt object to make me stop.

#2 - that's a bonus, but I'm a realist, and I'm not a magician, mind reader, or empath. And I've seen "When Harry Met Sally".

#3 - ONLY requested, if I have a preponderance of evidence that the pictures being used are bogus. Otherwise I take my chances.
#1 - I do that on a very limited basis with companions. My cynicism forces me think she's tolerating me, not enjoying me which makes the act a little like motorboating a stripper from stage-side (I don't do that either, cuz I don't want to essentially kiss the regular two seats down from me)

#2 - See the cynicism quote above. Usually, it's the Contractor telling me she O'd and me thinking "yeah, right...but thanks for trying to make me feel good"

#3 - I'm a "let's be surprised" guy. Of course, I've usually researched the hell out of the Contractor on GBN and TER. What am I going to do now? I've found that other people's "gorgeous" is my "decent looking" when taking advice from hobbyists.

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Post by wallaby » Tue May 08, 2018 11:11 am

After reading that, all I could think of was that crazy one from Indiana who would go off on rants and raves ...
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Post by Publisher » Tue May 08, 2018 11:22 am

Wallaby wrote:
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After reading that, all I could think of was that crazy one from Indiana who would go off on rants and raves ...
Ah, I so miss her.
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Post by Eastside70 » Tue May 08, 2018 1:16 pm

Holy shit! A lot of pent-up anger. I would hate to meet a woman with that attitude.
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Post by ShyDaniel » Tue May 08, 2018 1:53 pm

I have to be honest, I loved reading this. I would love to read every lady write something like this. I know she sounds like she hates her job to death - but we all do at times regardless of the line of work we are in. I love my line of work, but on a bad day I could easily write up something like this about the clients I deal with in the business that I'm in. I'm sure a clerk at McDonalds could do the same, or a doctor, or a lawyer. I bet a politician could easily write up harsh words for the voting public. A cop could do the same, a fireman could do the same. Complain, let us read it. Who knows, maybe it'll force people to see the world through another person's eyes.

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Post by shyboy69 » Tue May 08, 2018 2:40 pm

Also must add. Whomever she has seen doesn't know how to properly please a woman. 90% of the women I've seen either look forward to some tongue action because they've seen me before, or heard about my particular set of skills.

No pat on the back. Just saying.

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Post by AlexandriaDaniels » Tue May 08, 2018 11:16 pm

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Tue May 08, 2018 1:53 pm
I have to be honest, I loved reading this. I would love to read every lady write something like this. I know she sounds like she hates her job to death - but we all do at times regardless of the line of work we are in. I love my line of work, but on a bad day I could easily write up something like this about the clients I deal with in the business that I'm in. I'm sure a clerk at McDonalds could do the same, or a doctor, or a lawyer. I bet a politician could easily write up harsh words for the voting public. A cop could do the same, a fireman could do the same. Complain, let us read it. Who knows, maybe it'll force people to see the world through another person's eyes.
This is such a wholesome comment, haha. A very interesting, empathetic way of seeing this post.

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Post by stang4 » Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am

I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...

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Post by Publisher » Wed May 09, 2018 6:15 am

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Tue May 08, 2018 1:53 pm
I have to be honest, I loved reading this. I would love to read every lady write something like this. I know she sounds like she hates her job to death - but we all do at times regardless of the line of work we are in. I love my line of work, but on a bad day I could easily write up something like this about the clients I deal with in the business that I'm in. I'm sure a clerk at McDonalds could do the same, or a doctor, or a lawyer. I bet a politician could easily write up harsh words for the voting public. A cop could do the same, a fireman could do the same. Complain, let us read it. Who knows, maybe it'll force people to see the world through another person's eyes.
Actually, I have never hated my job because of my customers or clients.

I have hated my job, twice, because of supervisors. I have disliked a few specific customers. When my jobs allowed me to refuse those irritating customers service after their behavior, I did - and since none of my jobs have ever involved life saving services, I never lost a moment's sleep over the incremental loss and instead found a new one to replace them.

I have never hated my job because of the work I was doing. I have hated my job, once, because I was not being given access to the tools I was expected to use in pursuit of the goals of one of those supervisors mentioned above. Even when those tools were in the arsenal of the employer.
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Post by shyboy69 » Wed May 09, 2018 11:23 am

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I have to be honest, I loved reading this. I would love to read every lady write something like this. I know she sounds like she hates her job to death - but we all do at times regardless of the line of work we are in. I love my line of work, but on a bad day I could easily write up something like this about the clients I deal with in the business that I'm in. I'm sure a clerk at McDonalds could do the same, or a doctor, or a lawyer. I bet a politician could easily write up harsh words for the voting public. A cop could do the same, a fireman could do the same. Complain, let us read it. Who knows, maybe it'll force people to see the world through another person's eyes.
Actually, I have never hated my job because of my customers or clients.

I have hated my job, twice, because of supervisors. I have disliked a few specific customers. When my jobs allowed me to refuse those irritating customers service after their behavior, I did - and since none of my jobs have ever involved life saving services, I never lost a moment's sleep over the incremental loss and instead found a new one to replace them.

I have never hated my job because of the work I was doing. I have hated my job, once, because I was not being given access to the tools I was expected to use in pursuit of the goals of one of those supervisors mentioned above. Even when those tools were in the arsenal of the employer.

I've never been a SW. So I can't a test for her or them. But I believe there are worse jobs!

I have been fortunate enough to have never taken a job that I hated! Even when I worked in a hot underpaid factory job. I just thought it was a simple mindless job that had appreciate wages attached to it. Other then the night I had to crawl inside a evaporation tank that was fill with deluded cyanide water for an 8 hour shift. For $ 8 an hour.

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by cliff86 » Wed May 09, 2018 2:41 pm

Everyone has job frustrations. But to me her rant, though interesting and to a degree informative shows how unprofessional she is at her job. I would never post a public rant like that for my clientele to read. She could have said much the same but not thrown out the insults. If I had planned on seeing her I would not after reading this.

It also showed a lack of understanding of her clients as well. Most guys live a life with little control over the number one urge born in us. This is a fantasy to them; they may say things you think are ridiculous, just be polite and move on.

She hates her career choice. I get she doesn’t like aspects of her career but to me the takeaway ultimately is give me $500 and leave.

Anything I do within my career I always pause and examine how it will effect my clients, if it won’t bemefit my career I don’t do it. She should have done that before publishing that lengthy rant. If I find out a Contractor does not in someway enjoy our transaction then I don’t want to do it. I am not saying she should fall in love with me, but if it is so fake that all she wants to see is my back out the door I don’t want to see her....or honestly use any service in other industries.

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by YAG » Wed May 09, 2018 3:05 pm

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I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
Well, there's part of the basis of her attitide: "her playground"?

It sounds like she'd gotten tired being treated like the seesaw, instead of a human being, and snapped.
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contractor Rant

Post by shyboy69 » Wed May 09, 2018 6:30 pm

I really sorta get it. I've told alot of the ladies I've seen, that I don't know how they do it. I'm not a little guy. But I'm not obese and sweaty and stinky, with bad teeth and bad breath.

I'm smurf about being clean! And when there's a time I might get just a little sweaty! I make sure to be where I'm not getting sweat on her. Because I think it could be repulsive!

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by stang4 » Wed May 09, 2018 6:49 pm

YAG wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 3:05 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
Well, there's part of the basis of her attitide: "her playground"?

It sounds like she'd gotten tired being treated like the seesaw, instead of a human being, and snapped.
I get what you’re saying about ATTITUDE. She has it, but I do feel for the ladies..They have not a clue that’s what is going to walk through that door. And well, sometimes we are surprised also😳
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by cliff86 » Wed May 09, 2018 7:08 pm

stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 6:49 pm
YAG wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 3:05 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
Well, there's part of the basis of her attitide: "her playground"?

It sounds like she'd gotten tired being treated like the seesaw, instead of a human being, and snapped.
I get what you’re saying about ATTITUDE. She has it, but I do feel for the ladies..They have not a clue that’s going to walk through that door. And well, sometimes we are surprised also😳
They have every right to turn someone down just like we have wvery right to do the same. She is burned out. I know because I am as well. I can not wait to see my clients back leaving through the door. The difference is I recognize I’m burned out and still don’t insult my clientele the way she did. She needs to move on like I plan on doing.

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by vorlon » Wed May 09, 2018 9:27 pm

stang4 wrote:
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I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
I don't understand how you come to this conclusion. Reading it, my take is she's pissed at all hobbyists in general, not just those who don't know how to behave as gentlemen. She's miserable and I suspect it shows in her sessions so her good clients are leaving, if that haven't all left already.
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by stang4 » Wed May 09, 2018 10:38 pm

vorlon wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 9:27 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
I don't understand how you come to this conclusion. Reading it, my take is she's pissed at all hobbyists in general, not just those who don't know how to behave as gentlemen. She's miserable and I suspect it shows in her sessions so her good clients are leaving, if that haven't all left already.
Please Everyone, lets remember it is from “craigslist lower hanging fruit” not my quote btw.

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by shyboy69 » Wed May 09, 2018 10:42 pm

stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 10:38 pm
vorlon wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 9:27 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
I don't understand how you come to this conclusion. Reading it, my take is she's pissed at all hobbyists in general, not just those who don't know how to behave as gentlemen. She's miserable and I suspect it shows in her sessions so her good clients are leaving, if that haven't all left already.
Please Everyone, lets remember it is from “craigslist lower hanging fruit” not my quote btw.
Yeah....and I was thinking that too!

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Post by Yuna » Thu May 10, 2018 12:59 am

vorlon wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 9:27 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
I don't understand how you come to this conclusion. Reading it, my take is she's pissed at all hobbyists in general, not just those who don't know how to behave as gentlemen. She's miserable and I suspect it shows in her sessions so her good clients are leaving, if that haven't all left already.
I don't think she's mad at all hobbyists, she said it was a rant built over a year over bad clients and she gives credit to good clients. Plus its a rant, just a venting of frustrations not her mantra of life.
I think ranting over the fact that guys don't want to use protection, or want to know your real name, and damage your body are valid. These things really happen on a frequent basis. Everyone I've met through GBN has been so awesome because we are part of a respectful community that gives each other good advice. There's even a section on the forum for tips and etiquette. But not all clients are like that. Granted they aren't all as bad as described in the rant, but they are there. And it's just a fact of the service industry, you will have good customers and bad customers. Hopefully the good ones can outweigh the bad ones.

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by YAG » Thu May 10, 2018 7:09 am

stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 6:49 pm
YAG wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 3:05 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
Well, there's part of the basis of her attitide: "her playground"?

It sounds like she'd gotten tired being treated like the seesaw, instead of a human being, and snapped.
I get what you’re saying about ATTITUDE. She has it, but I do feel for the ladies..They have not a clue that’s what is going to walk through that door. And well, sometimes we are surprised also😳
I'm not talking about her attitude. Her "I hate my job" attitude is driven by her clients treating her like playground equipment.
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contractor Rant

Post by DMLawPro » Thu May 10, 2018 7:31 am

Sounds like she needs therapy......

Where's the Client's Rant at? Gotta be one around somewhere.....
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contractor Rant

Post by YAG » Thu May 10, 2018 9:01 am

DMLawPro wrote:
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Sounds like she needs therapy......

Where's the Client's Rant at? Gotta be one around somewhere.....
Her rant as I said sounds like it's based on experience. Her best therapy would have been getting out and stop being a money addict.
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contracttor Rant

Post by stang4 » Thu May 10, 2018 9:09 am

YAG wrote:
Thu May 10, 2018 7:09 am
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 6:49 pm
YAG wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 3:05 pm
stang4 wrote:
Wed May 09, 2018 5:41 am
I think it’s a great rant. Just a reminder for us gents, their playground, their rules. If you don’t like move along...
Well, there's part of the basis of her attitide: "her playground"?

It sounds like she'd gotten tired being treated like the seesaw, instead of a human being, and snapped.
I get what you’re saying about ATTITUDE. She has it, but I do feel for the ladies..They have not a clue that’s what is going to walk through that door. And well, sometimes we are surprised also😳
I'm not talking about her attitude. Her "I hate my job" attitude is driven by her clients treating her like playground equipment.
Very true

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Post by Acitrace » Thu May 10, 2018 3:00 pm

All true, a Rant is a Rant. The question im wondering with her is, did her or does her Rant. I think anyone with any compassion or empathy at all can pick up on her vibe/ sense an probably never return. Or she is an amazing actress an can mask it. And/Or the clients she mentioned that she likes are the bright stars in her day and those guys get to be the winners after all. Maybe? Def an interesting read. I appreciate Yuna chiming in. I wonder if this is a subject that companions want to say something about but are staying away from.

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Post by JoeNegative » Thu May 10, 2018 3:52 pm

This isn’t garden variety hate for your job, it’s extreme contempt and loathing for her customers. If she hates the people that she works with so much, I agree with Yag, she should get out.

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Acitrace wrote:
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All true, a Rant is a Rant. The question im wondering with her is, did her or does her Rant. I think anyone with any compassion or empathy at all can pick up on her vibe/ sense an probably never return. Or she is an amazing actress an can mask it. And/Or the clients she mentioned that she likes are the bright stars in her day and those guys get to be the winners after all. Maybe? Def an interesting read. I appreciate Yuna chiming in. I wonder if this is a subject that companions want to say something about but are staying away from.
For me, the good clients can really make my day (and not because of money). These are clients that you can have a nice conversation with or you just really connect with them and your personalities just click. It's the magic of chemistry. It would be wonderful if every appointment could be like that.
I hardly ever talk about bad client experiences except to warn other companions. There really hasn't been a good place to discuss bad behavior and traditionally I think companions have been shot down if they mention it. I think some people think that companions shouldn't be complaining because, hey that's their line of work. A trash collector shouldn't complain about getting dirty and a Contractor shouldn't complain about her body being abused. Another reason companions can't directly complain is that we never should offend our clients. If a client leaves unhappy, they might report you to LEO and try to get you into trouble.
I remember a post in USASG where someone was complaining a bunch of negative things about where I work and someone replied saying that the complainer must not be treating the girls with respect because he's always enjoyed his time. The guy who replied got accused of being the manager of my workplace, had his post removed and had a bunch of people accusing him of white knighting. Poor guy basically got burned at the stake for pointing out the truth. Its so sad that an attempt to improve the community ended up in pitchforks and the encouragement of more bad behavior.
Maybe ranting was not in good taste to vent out frustrations. But there aren't really many outlets and it seems to have built over time and different people express their opinions differently. For example there are a lot of political talk shows that are essentially rants at the other party. So ranting can be effective at getting attention.
Hopefully, the community can change for the better so that everyone is safer and happier. I really would love to have my day full of amazing clients.

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Post by Publisher » Thu May 10, 2018 5:03 pm

Yuna, it's sad that most of the boards are run to cater to trolls.

Discourse such as this one would not be tolerated in those places.

We have our one troll, and he's not really all that mean.

I'm glad that you're comfortable here, that means I, and the other moderators, are doing the task of keeping this place civil.
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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contractor Rant

Post by lf1749 » Thu May 10, 2018 6:08 pm

I find this all very interesting. I guess my prime directive is to be polite to everyone. I appreciate the time others have taken to school me. I have gotten some excellent feedback from GBN that I really appreciate. I'll be the first to admit that I'm relatively new and sure don't claim to know everything. Getting feedback is great for having one of those "ah hah" moments. Knowledge is good, I just wish there was an easier way to get it. Thanks to all of you who are expanding my knowledge base!

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contractor Rant

Post by cubphan » Thu May 10, 2018 7:16 pm

after reading that original post, one thing came to mind... well, two, but I digress)... this has the making of a Netflix sitcom...

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Re: Stolen from Craigslist - A Contractor Rant

Post by CountryGirlChelsea » Wed May 16, 2018 9:40 am

This only brings one emotion to mind. I feel sad for this person. She really does need to find a new hobby if she’s having some of these thoughts.
I can’t imagine anyone having an enjoyable time with her.
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