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Hey everyone,
I am just trying to get some advice on hooking up. Any signs that I should look for from woman? Any other advice on the subject would be appreciated.
I am just trying to get some advice on hooking up. Any signs that I should look for from woman? Any other advice on the subject would be appreciated.
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Re: Any Advice?
This is a loaded question and hard to answer. This activity takes years of experience. And isn't a simple one to answer at that.
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Any advice here depends on how old you are.. and the age of the woman and the type of relationship you are seeking .... this covers 10% of the answer .. the rest of it is trial and error, said 2.4 billion man living this earth....





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I'm clueless at reading women's body language, signs , etc,etc, that's one of the reasons I got into the hobby .
I would suggest to make as much money as you can and set aside a certain %of it for a field study .
And hobby your self till you get your fill and report back .
I read a study from a dating site recently .
The study gathered information 3 ways
1 .Members of the site whom were woman were giving a set of questions to answer .
2. There private messages on the dating site were harvested [People should really read the TOS, of some of those sites before they sign up]
3 . The male dating candidate they interacted with on the site then in turn had his mailbox and pm,s on the dating site harvested by the site and then at a later date given random questions by the site to see how satisfied they were with there dates ,
As described above happened in 2005, and in 2015 .
The percentage of women which admitted to sex on the first date went up over 40% from 2005 to 2015.
Again the site also harvested communications between members and found that the info voluntarily given was accurate.
Women who admitted to having had more than one lover at a time more than doubled from the 2005 report
Basicly every single inhibition about sex and the way it was perceived for thousands of years and what was considered normal behavior has changed in some 20 years .
The only variance in the report was that the same age group of women were harvested each time and the age group if I remember correctly was something like 23-35 .
So women in 2015 who were 23 to 35 basicly are way way more freaky and explore sex and once taboo acts and most of all admit to it and discuss it openly .
Women who were 23 to 35 in 2005 were not only more inhibited but also would not discuss it openly if they were involved in certain acts ,
Social media has changed dating for ever
.
I think I bookmarked the report I will try to find it and post a link soon .
I would suggest to make as much money as you can and set aside a certain %of it for a field study .
And hobby your self till you get your fill and report back .
I read a study from a dating site recently .
The study gathered information 3 ways
1 .Members of the site whom were woman were giving a set of questions to answer .
2. There private messages on the dating site were harvested [People should really read the TOS, of some of those sites before they sign up]
3 . The male dating candidate they interacted with on the site then in turn had his mailbox and pm,s on the dating site harvested by the site and then at a later date given random questions by the site to see how satisfied they were with there dates ,
As described above happened in 2005, and in 2015 .
The percentage of women which admitted to sex on the first date went up over 40% from 2005 to 2015.
Again the site also harvested communications between members and found that the info voluntarily given was accurate.
Women who admitted to having had more than one lover at a time more than doubled from the 2005 report
Basicly every single inhibition about sex and the way it was perceived for thousands of years and what was considered normal behavior has changed in some 20 years .
The only variance in the report was that the same age group of women were harvested each time and the age group if I remember correctly was something like 23-35 .
So women in 2015 who were 23 to 35 basicly are way way more freaky and explore sex and once taboo acts and most of all admit to it and discuss it openly .
Women who were 23 to 35 in 2005 were not only more inhibited but also would not discuss it openly if they were involved in certain acts ,
Social media has changed dating for ever
.
I think I bookmarked the report I will try to find it and post a link soon .
I Dont think the ruff stuff will start for a little while your eminence...
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+1
What would have been panties droppers in my 20s would probably majorly annoy me now. Sense of humor and cheesy waffle fries have always worked tho
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BTW, if you cant hook her uo with Cheesy waffle fries, go for the Starbucks. Thats always a win with Jocey, you can thank me later for that tipJocelyn wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 1:02 am+1
What would have been panties droppers in my 20s would probably majorly annoy me now. Sense of humor and cheesy waffle fries have always worked tho

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A woman is always right.
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So, you adore me. Excellent.Jocelyn wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 1:02 am+1
What would have been panties droppers in my 20s would probably majorly annoy me now. Sense of humor and cheesy waffle fries have always worked tho
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1. Be polite.
2. Tell them, honestly, that you're a slut.
3. Remain polite.
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This is why I’m pissed I met my wife in 05.slickahhughs wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 12:44 amI'm clueless at reading women's body language, signs , etc,etc, that's one of the reasons I got into the hobby .
I would suggest to make as much money as you can and set aside a certain %of it for a field study .
And hobby your self till you get your fill and report back .
I read a study from a dating site recently .
The study gathered information 3 ways
1 .Members of the site whom were woman were giving a set of questions to answer .
2. There private messages on the dating site were harvested [People should really read the TOS, of some of those sites before they sign up]
3 . The male dating candidate they interacted with on the site then in turn had his mailbox and pm,s on the dating site harvested by the site and then at a later date given random questions by the site to see how satisfied they were with there dates ,
As described above happened in 2005, and in 2015 .
The percentage of women which admitted to sex on the first date went up over 40% from 2005 to 2015.
Again the site also harvested communications between members and found that the info voluntarily given was accurate.
Women who admitted to having had more than one lover at a time more than doubled from the 2005 report
Basicly every single inhibition about sex and the way it was perceived for thousands of years and what was considered normal behavior has changed in some 20 years .
The only variance in the report was that the same age group of women were harvested each time and the age group if I remember correctly was something like 23-35 .
So women in 2015 who were 23 to 35 basicly are way way more freaky and explore sex and once taboo acts and most of all admit to it and discuss it openly .
Women who were 23 to 35 in 2005 were not only more inhibited but also would not discuss it openly if they were involved in certain acts ,
Social media has changed dating for ever
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I think I bookmarked the report I will try to find it and post a link soon .
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Thanks for the advice everyone. Let's just say I am in a great location for a field study.
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Are you the one outside my window?
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Actually what has honestly worked for me is this.
If I can't dazzle them with my good looks and charm......then I'll baffle them with my bull sh1t.
If I can't dazzle them with my good looks and charm......then I'll baffle them with my bull sh1t.
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I would say it's a numbers game and be prepared for a lot of rejection.
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Every rejection is another step to "yes".
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1)introduce yourself-be friendly, not creepy.Jocelyn wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 1:02 am+1
What would have been panties droppers in my 20s would probably majorly annoy me now. Sense of humor and cheesy waffle fries have always worked tho
2)offer food and beverage as bait, some women will associate the good feeling of being feed with a good feeling for you.
3)Friendly conversation, includes humor and wit, listen more than you talk, remember what she said, as it shows interest, maintain same level of decorum as her(if she talks about sex you can, if she doesn't you can't, if she swears a lot you can, if she doesn't than you shouldn't, it's called mirroring or reading your audience)
4)After a sufficient level of connection has been established, ask if she would like to enjoy some great* sex with you.
4b) Yes means full speed ahead, no means convince me(repeat steps 2-4)
4c) If she comes back to your place alone to drink and 'watch netflix/hulu' then you need to be forward about getting a kiss, consent, and moving things along. (refer to 4b)
this covers about ~5% of advice I'd give, and some of it is even real.
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That's gotta be a mountain of B.S. by now!

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straight to the point




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+1RynMaru wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:34 pm.Jocelyn wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 1:02 am+1
What would have been panties droppers in my 20s would probably majorly annoy me now. Sense of humor and cheesy waffle fries have always worked tho
......offer food and beverage as bait, some women will associate the good feeling of being feed with a good feeling for you.
...... listen more than you talk, remember what she said, as it shows interest, maintain same level of decorum as her(if she talks about sex you can, if she doesn't you can't.....)




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Aw man! I was hoping for a sec that you meant bringing someone over the next time we met, ha ha!AlexandriaDaniels wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 11:51 pmThat'd be me. Though I've been thinking about bringing someone along.
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You're right! How can anybody else compare? Who else could be such a great literary muse?AlexandriaDaniels wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 1:01 amYou know you don't like anyone as much as you like me.![]()
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Money
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True. Note that money buys the body ...not the heart.....if it matters to you.




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Blasphemy. She promised.
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Always.JoeNegative wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 9:52 pmWhen was the last time you wanted the heart of a girl you were trying to hook up with?
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If you wanted the body.... then you have your answer, short and to the point.JoeNegative wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 9:52 pmWhen was the last time you wanted the heart of a girl you were trying to hook up with?




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So, where does one get good cheesy waffle fries in our neck of the woods? I know where the closest Starbucks is . . . .
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Hungry Hobo in your neck of the woods
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How has your research been going? I need details.
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Culver’s has cheese and crinkle cut fries - still awesome
Chick fil A also FINALLY has cheese for their waffle fries
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Unfortunately, very slow. I am quite busy right now with other projects.
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It's not all that difficult. You find an ad that appeals to you, do some research to make sure she's legit, call her, agree on a time/date, go get your dick wet.
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Become a Tow Truck Drive....
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I suck at this game. Numbers? From who knows where I am now into infinity. Don't have time for hitting anything close to infinity. Yuna says numbers - with her she walks into a room and the numbers start flashing. For her.
Most guys would get intimidated. The majority who WOULD approach are either creepy OR crude OR have some lame pickup line.
I don't have a pickup line except "Hi, my name is XXX, can we get acquainted?"
Usually met with a weird look, as if I have grown a third eye in the middle of my forehead. Because apparently that is TOTALLY alien behavior for most members of my sub-species of human.
Most guys would get intimidated. The majority who WOULD approach are either creepy OR crude OR have some lame pickup line.
I don't have a pickup line except "Hi, my name is XXX, can we get acquainted?"
Usually met with a weird look, as if I have grown a third eye in the middle of my forehead. Because apparently that is TOTALLY alien behavior for most members of my sub-species of human.
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