Irony, or stupidity - you decide
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Irony, or stupidity - you decide
Yes, I have several contacts in the sex industry, some of whom I am friendly with, some of whom I'm more or less a virtual voyeur into their lives via mutual social media contacts - and tonight may be taking the Big Cake on "HUH?"
This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.
And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.
And she has openly disdained and taunted others of her acquaintances who DO sex work, the full blown way (one of them is a member here).
And she says she makes $500 a night as a stripper on busy nights.
So... she could go to work for 12 bucks, and make what she needs.
OR - stop being such a prude and make it in about 2 hours. Because, frankly, she's hot. Most of the guys here would be SCREAMING if they saw her pics show up on BP or here.
This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.
And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.
And she has openly disdained and taunted others of her acquaintances who DO sex work, the full blown way (one of them is a member here).
And she says she makes $500 a night as a stripper on busy nights.
So... she could go to work for 12 bucks, and make what she needs.
OR - stop being such a prude and make it in about 2 hours. Because, frankly, she's hot. Most of the guys here would be SCREAMING if they saw her pics show up on BP or here.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide
Some of both. Stupidity on her part. Ironic from our point of view.
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Stupidity. I would guess one would be disapppinted with her if she made the jump as her attitude would likely show through and overpower her looks.
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And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.
Must be a blond I'd say 8 bucks before cold snap and her radiator wouldn't have froze up and broke!! Can't help ones that won't help them selves. JS
Must be a blond I'd say 8 bucks before cold snap and her radiator wouldn't have froze up and broke!! Can't help ones that won't help them selves. JS
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I like her way of thinking. Turns me on.
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Baboons turn you on. And I don't want it, I'm sure with her attitude she's a lame stripper, too.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide
She probably doesn't get any enjoyment from old fat guys. I wouldn't sleep with me either. LOL
But if she's fussy, see could conservatively see 4 dates a week. Have some fun. Fix her car next week. In a couple months buy a decent car. A few months later move into a nice car.And should have $20,000 banked at the end of the year. That's all at $250 per.
But if she's fussy, see could conservatively see 4 dates a week. Have some fun. Fix her car next week. In a couple months buy a decent car. A few months later move into a nice car.And should have $20,000 banked at the end of the year. That's all at $250 per.
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I'm amazed at how many people can't see past the short term implications and miss the big picture. Maybe that explains the rise in credit card balances, national debt and who knows what else.
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Was she one of the ones who hang around the pizza table for 3 hours of a 4 hour shift and the complain for the last hour she aint makin no money?
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Probably, but she works near you.
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And you say $12 or a ride to work is a big deal to her? I might be about to lower the DM bar.
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Zoey is available.
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That name gives me the chills





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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide
strippers can be funny sometimes, in the 'you can't fix stupid' kinda way. Obviously, if she knows she can make 250/500 a night at the club, than not spending 12$ to go do that is foolish, but her car issues have nothing to do with it, she just didn't want to go into work that night and needed any silly excuse.
I gave up making excuses for not going to work years ago, I have sick days saved up, I have PTO, even when getting paid by the hour as a tipped employee .. you call in and in a calm voice just say "I'm not going to be at work today, I am using a sick day." No reason to say, i'm sick, my car is broken, my 5th grandmother died, etc ..
But at least she chose not to go to work and be short on cash, I know a girl who got fired from a strip club within the last month cause management finally got fed up with her causing drama with other girls in the locker room and bad mouthing girls to clients .. she would do the same thing though, if she couldn't make 800/1000 a night it wasn't worth her going in or if she did show up and it wasn't busy enough, there was no reason to work unless people asked her for vip/private dances .. I saw her turn down the 25$ a song dances and demand the 40$ (or for time, 15min/30/60) dances .. was she hot, oh yes indeed .. did she suffer from gps, worse than Almost any other girl I've met .. she would never go full service, but given her possessiveness of clients and attitude, not sure she'd do well for long.
I gave up making excuses for not going to work years ago, I have sick days saved up, I have PTO, even when getting paid by the hour as a tipped employee .. you call in and in a calm voice just say "I'm not going to be at work today, I am using a sick day." No reason to say, i'm sick, my car is broken, my 5th grandmother died, etc ..
But at least she chose not to go to work and be short on cash, I know a girl who got fired from a strip club within the last month cause management finally got fed up with her causing drama with other girls in the locker room and bad mouthing girls to clients .. she would do the same thing though, if she couldn't make 800/1000 a night it wasn't worth her going in or if she did show up and it wasn't busy enough, there was no reason to work unless people asked her for vip/private dances .. I saw her turn down the 25$ a song dances and demand the 40$ (or for time, 15min/30/60) dances .. was she hot, oh yes indeed .. did she suffer from gps, worse than Almost any other girl I've met .. she would never go full service, but given her possessiveness of clients and attitude, not sure she'd do well for long.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide
I vote "stupid" (and lazy). RynMaru summed it up pretty well.
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What we have here is failure to think. What she really wants right now is an an excuse to not work and probably score some dope (not at her expense of course) so she can just enjoy the ride.Publisher wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pmYes, I have several contacts in the sex industry, some of whom I am friendly with, some of whom I'm more or less a virtual voyeur into their lives via mutual social media contacts - and tonight may be taking the Big Cake on "HUH?"
This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.
And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.
And she has openly disdained and taunted others of her acquaintances who DO sex work, the full blown way (one of them is a member here).
And she says she makes $500 a night as a stripper on busy nights.
So... she could go to work for 12 bucks, and make what she needs.
OR - stop being such a prude and make it in about 2 hours. Because, frankly, she's hot. Most of the guys here would be SCREAMING if they saw her pics show up on BP or here.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide
I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
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Strippers are, for the most part, the laziest part of the sex work industry.
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If she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!dan2519 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pmI know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
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You think she wants a LOAN?!?!shyboy69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pmIf she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!dan2519 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pmI know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
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Now that's funny........YAG wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pmYou think she wants a LOAN?!?!shyboy69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pmIf she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!dan2519 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pmI know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
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SB is awesomely less cynical than I am.Hodnett wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:14 pmNow that's funny........YAG wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pmYou think she wants a LOAN?!?!shyboy69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pmIf she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!dan2519 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pmI know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
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i can't say a whole lot, could buy a really nice car if I got paid back for all the "loans" I've made.YAG wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:17 pmSB is awesomely less cynical than I am.Hodnett wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:14 pmNow that's funny........YAG wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pmYou think she wants a LOAN?!?!shyboy69 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pmIf she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!dan2519 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pmI know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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She probably doesn't even have a car.Publisher wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm
This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.
And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.
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Good pointdave 69 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:38 pmShe probably doesn't even have a car.Publisher wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm
This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.
And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.
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