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Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Publisher » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm

Yes, I have several contacts in the sex industry, some of whom I am friendly with, some of whom I'm more or less a virtual voyeur into their lives via mutual social media contacts - and tonight may be taking the Big Cake on "HUH?"

This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.

And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.

And she has openly disdained and taunted others of her acquaintances who DO sex work, the full blown way (one of them is a member here).

And she says she makes $500 a night as a stripper on busy nights.

So... she could go to work for 12 bucks, and make what she needs.

OR - stop being such a prude and make it in about 2 hours. Because, frankly, she's hot. Most of the guys here would be SCREAMING if they saw her pics show up on BP or here.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by scarletknight » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:34 pm

Some of both. Stupidity on her part. Ironic from our point of view.
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Post by cliff86 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:11 pm

Stupidity. I would guess one would be disapppinted with her if she made the jump as her attitude would likely show through and overpower her looks.

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Post by Squirteverwhere » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:44 am

And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.

Must be a blond I'd say 8 bucks before cold snap and her radiator wouldn't have froze up and broke!! Can't help ones that won't help them selves. JS

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by DMLawPro » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:49 am

I like her way of thinking. Turns me on.

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by YAG » Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:59 am

DMLawPro wrote:
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I like her way of thinking. Turns me on.

Can I have number?
Baboons turn you on. And I don't want it, I'm sure with her attitude she's a lame stripper, too.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by shyboy69 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:34 am

She probably doesn't get any enjoyment from old fat guys. I wouldn't sleep with me either. LOL

But if she's fussy, see could conservatively see 4 dates a week. Have some fun. Fix her car next week. In a couple months buy a decent car. A few months later move into a nice car.And should have $20,000 banked at the end of the year. That's all at $250 per.

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by lf1749 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:47 pm

I'm amazed at how many people can't see past the short term implications and miss the big picture. Maybe that explains the rise in credit card balances, national debt and who knows what else.

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Poker69 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:16 pm

Was she one of the ones who hang around the pizza table for 3 hours of a 4 hour shift and the complain for the last hour she aint makin no money?
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Post by Publisher » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:51 pm

Poker69 wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:16 pm
Was she one of the ones who hang around the pizza table for 3 hours of a 4 hour shift and the complain for the last hour she aint makin no money?
Probably, but she works near you.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Poker69 » Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:59 pm

Publisher wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:51 pm
Poker69 wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:16 pm
Was she one of the ones who hang around the pizza table for 3 hours of a 4 hour shift and the complain for the last hour she aint makin no money?
Probably, but she works near you.
And you say $12 or a ride to work is a big deal to her? I might be about to lower the DM bar.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Publisher » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:00 pm

Poker69 wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:59 pm
Publisher wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:51 pm
Poker69 wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:16 pm
Was she one of the ones who hang around the pizza table for 3 hours of a 4 hour shift and the complain for the last hour she aint makin no money?
Probably, but she works near you.
And you say $12 or a ride to work is a big deal to her? I might be about to lower the DM bar.
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Post by Jakcool » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:30 pm

Publisher wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:00 pm
Poker69 wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:59 pm
Publisher wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:51 pm
Poker69 wrote:
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:16 pm
Was she one of the ones who hang around the pizza table for 3 hours of a 4 hour shift and the complain for the last hour she aint makin no money?
Probably, but she works near you.
And you say $12 or a ride to work is a big deal to her? I might be about to lower the DM bar.
Zoey is available.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Rynn » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:34 pm

strippers can be funny sometimes, in the 'you can't fix stupid' kinda way. Obviously, if she knows she can make 250/500 a night at the club, than not spending 12$ to go do that is foolish, but her car issues have nothing to do with it, she just didn't want to go into work that night and needed any silly excuse.

I gave up making excuses for not going to work years ago, I have sick days saved up, I have PTO, even when getting paid by the hour as a tipped employee .. you call in and in a calm voice just say "I'm not going to be at work today, I am using a sick day." No reason to say, i'm sick, my car is broken, my 5th grandmother died, etc ..

But at least she chose not to go to work and be short on cash, I know a girl who got fired from a strip club within the last month cause management finally got fed up with her causing drama with other girls in the locker room and bad mouthing girls to clients .. she would do the same thing though, if she couldn't make 800/1000 a night it wasn't worth her going in or if she did show up and it wasn't busy enough, there was no reason to work unless people asked her for vip/private dances .. I saw her turn down the 25$ a song dances and demand the 40$ (or for time, 15min/30/60) dances .. was she hot, oh yes indeed .. did she suffer from gps, worse than Almost any other girl I've met .. she would never go full service, but given her possessiveness of clients and attitude, not sure she'd do well for long.
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Post by acunninglinguist » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:04 am

I vote "stupid" (and lazy). RynMaru summed it up pretty well.

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by vorlon » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:02 am

Publisher wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm
Yes, I have several contacts in the sex industry, some of whom I am friendly with, some of whom I'm more or less a virtual voyeur into their lives via mutual social media contacts - and tonight may be taking the Big Cake on "HUH?"

This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.

And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.

And she has openly disdained and taunted others of her acquaintances who DO sex work, the full blown way (one of them is a member here).

And she says she makes $500 a night as a stripper on busy nights.

So... she could go to work for 12 bucks, and make what she needs.

OR - stop being such a prude and make it in about 2 hours. Because, frankly, she's hot. Most of the guys here would be SCREAMING if they saw her pics show up on BP or here.
What we have here is failure to think. What she really wants right now is an an excuse to not work and probably score some dope (not at her expense of course) so she can just enjoy the ride.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by dan2519 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pm

I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!

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Post by Publisher » Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:50 pm

Strippers are, for the most part, the laziest part of the sex work industry.
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by shyboy69 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pm

dan2519 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pm
I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
If she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by YAG » Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pm

shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pm
dan2519 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pm
I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
If she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!
You think she wants a LOAN?!?!

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Hodnett » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:14 pm

YAG wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pm
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pm
dan2519 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pm
I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
If she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!
You think she wants a LOAN?!?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now that's funny........

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by YAG » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:17 pm

Hodnett wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:14 pm
YAG wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pm
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pm
dan2519 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pm
I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
If she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!
You think she wants a LOAN?!?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now that's funny........
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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by Hodnett » Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:35 pm

YAG wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:17 pm
Hodnett wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 1:14 pm
YAG wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 12:53 pm
shyboy69 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:03 pm
dan2519 wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 7:48 pm
I know of a young lady who dances, when ever she feels like it, but will complain she never has any money. Granted her transportation isn't very reliable so I have offered to take her and she will turn me down and set at home making nothing and call up the next day asking if I can help out with $$$. Not anymore! !!
If she won't take a ride to earn some cash. All be damned if I'd loan her any!
You think she wants a LOAN?!?!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now that's funny........
SB is awesomely less cynical than I am.
i can't say a whole lot, could buy a really nice car if I got paid back for all the "loans" I've made.

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by dave 69 » Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:38 pm

Publisher wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm

This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.

And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.

She probably doesn't even have a car.

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Re: Irony, or stupidity - you decide

Post by YAG » Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:25 pm

dave 69 wrote:
Sun Jan 14, 2018 2:38 pm
Publisher wrote:
Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:31 pm

This stripper - who has three children, by three fathers, isn't at work on a Friday night. The biggest night, generally, for most strip clubs.

And the reason - she doesn't want to spend the $12 it would take to take a cab to work, because her radiator is going to take $250 to fix.

She probably doesn't even have a car.
Good point
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