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Hi my name is.....

Post by maxwell » Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:13 am

Saw this a couple weeks ago in Scott county. The given real name of "Krystal Ann Meth" and her alias of "Loves Krystal"


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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by YAG » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:50 am

Oh sweet Jesus, you've answered my prayer for a belly laugh today.
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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by vorlon » Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:22 pm

I just want to know if she changed her name to that or that's what her parents named her.
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Post by QC » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:11 pm

Is this real? That's classic.
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Post by shyboy69 » Sun Jul 15, 2018 8:00 pm

[-( just unreal!

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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by Skookum » Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:30 am

vorlon wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:22 pm
I just want to know if she changed her name to that or that's what her parents named her.
Whoever named her has just about as much imagination as some comic book writers (or Ian Fleming)...

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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by YAG » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:40 pm

Skookum wrote:
Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:30 am
vorlon wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:22 pm
I just want to know if she changed her name to that or that's what her parents named her.
Whoever named her has just about as much imagination as some comic book writers (or Ian Fleming)...
Does she have a particular skill that might be a super power?

I'm thinking cheeseburger consumption, if she is putting on weight on Meth.
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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by Rynn » Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:51 pm

Skookum wrote:
Mon Jul 16, 2018 6:30 am
vorlon wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 12:22 pm
I just want to know if she changed her name to that or that's what her parents named her.
Whoever named her has just about as much imagination as some comic book writers (or Ian Fleming)...
Hey .. You have a problem with names like Xenia On a topp, Pussy Galore, Holly Goodhead, Kissy Suzuki, Honey Rider, etc, AND Krystal Ann Meth

ROFL

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenia_Onatopp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_Galore
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_girl
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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by HeatherRileyXO » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:53 pm

OH MY LANTA :))
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Re: Hi my name is.....

Post by WYZFOOL » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:12 am

You just can't make this shit up

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Post by MoneykaVegas » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:36 pm

She has the right to a speedy trial
maxwell wrote:
Sun Jul 15, 2018 3:13 am
Saw this a couple weeks ago in Scott county. The given real name of "Krystal Ann Meth" and her alias of "Loves Krystal"


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