Get It Girl!

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Get It Girl!

Post by DMLawPro » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:06 am

There once was a religious young woman who went to confession.

Upon entering the confessional, she said:
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

The priest said:
Confess your sins and be forgiven.

The young woman said:
Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.

The priest thought long and hard and then said:
Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.

The young woman asked:
Will this cleanse me of my sins?
The priest said:
No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.
****** Nymphos only ****** The rest of you are just faking it........ Ladies, I am also CoronaVirus free.

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Re: Get It Girl!

Post by chevytooheavy » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:46 am

=)) :))
I am touched in the head

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Re: Get It Girl!

Post by franklin » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:35 am

:)) :))

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