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Post by meatysticks » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:04 am

Done.

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Post by Publisher » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:06 am

Sleepy
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Post by AshlieRenee » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:40 am

Cooked?

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Post by Reefer » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:58 am

Pissed
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Post by Publisher » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:00 am

Horny
"All that's necessary for the forces of evil to win in the world is for good men to do nothing."
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Post by Secondtime » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:15 am

Motivated
“When a man is denied the right to live the life he believes in, he has no choice but to become an outlaw.”

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Post by vorlon » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:42 pm

Relaxed
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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Post by finman56 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:45 pm

frustrated
"Don't ask me no questions and I won't tell you no lies "
"Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in"

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Post by Reefer » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:45 pm

Retired
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Post by Rynn » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:52 pm

Hungry
.. for pancakes
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Post by shyboy69 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:00 pm

Still 6' over rather than 6' Under.

Nice guys finish last? Yes we do! Our women always finish first. Multiple times!
My sparkling personality compensates for not being hung like a horse.

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Post by AshlieRenee » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:19 pm

Having large balls of meat for lunch

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Post by finman56 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:21 pm

AshlieRenee wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:19 pm
Having large balls of meat for lunch
=)) :ymhug:
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Post by Publisher » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:28 pm

AshlieRenee wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:19 pm
Having large balls of meat for lunch
...watching Ashlie be naughty.
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Post by Rilynne623 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:36 pm

Snuggled in bed, staying cozy and watching Parks and Rec.

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Post by K3lo » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:14 pm

Bored to death...

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Post by rem308 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:15 pm

COLD

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Post by stang4 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:59 pm

Hard

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Post by chevytooheavy » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:13 pm

Hiding in the bathroom looking at GBN :?2:
I am touched in the head

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Post by Karma8791 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:21 pm

Bored, horny, hungry
You won't earn a purple heart hiding in that foxhole.

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Post by AshlieRenee » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:47 pm

chevytooheavy wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:13 pm
Hiding in the bathroom looking at GBN :?2:
Wonder how many others have to do that

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Re: I am ...

Post by wallaby » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm

Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
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Post by Jakcool » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:16 pm

Invoking spirits and browsing BP!
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Post by scarletknight » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:26 pm

Annoyed and horny.
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Re: I am ...

Post by vorlon » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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Post by hegone17 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:05 pm

I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
T.N.T., and I'll win the fight
T.N.T., I'm a power load
T.N.T., watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean, I'm mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand?
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
Run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

:bm1 :bm2 :bm3

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Re: I am ...

Post by ben1080 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:11 pm

Horny as hell

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Post by curiouscat » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:22 am

sometimes useful, generally March through November.
America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system but too early to shoot the bastards.
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Post by Publisher » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:07 am

feeling anxiety.
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Re: I am ...

Post by wallaby » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
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Re: I am ...

Post by Publisher » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am
vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
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Re: I am ...

Post by wallaby » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am

Publisher wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am
Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am
vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.
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Re: I am ...

Post by Reefer » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:08 pm

Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am
Publisher wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am
Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am
vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.
They’ll get sick of bananas add some oranges to vary their diet.
Reefers love to propagate!

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Re: I am ...

Post by wallaby » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:13 pm

Reefer wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:08 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am
Publisher wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am
Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am
vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.
They’ll get sick of bananas add some oranges to vary their diet.
Great idea. Ever spent time in a room with 1000 monkeys that are just eating bananas?
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Re: I am ...

Post by Fishstick » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:31 pm

Thinking of a beautiful woman.

AlexandriaDaniels

Re: I am ...

Post by AlexandriaDaniels » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm

Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.

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Post by Reefer » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:49 pm

AlexandriaDaniels wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.
I need to warm you up.
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Re: I am ...

Post by chevytooheavy » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:55 pm

Am trying to decide what lovely lady will be my first visit of 2018
I am touched in the head

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Re: I am ...

Post by ladyadot » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:16 pm

Under a blanket watching showbox in 87° heat because winter is an evil asshole who takes summer away... Lol

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Post by Publisher » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:55 pm

drinking rye whiskey, avoiding poo from Wallaby's monkeys, and pondering either doing housework or taking a nap.
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Re: I am ...

Post by YAG » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 pm

AlexandriaDaniels wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.
For which I proposed a solution :P
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Re: I am ...

Post by Secondtime » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:53 pm

YAG wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 pm
AlexandriaDaniels wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.
For which I proposed a solution :P
Me thinketh she will be much more exhuasted before this dsy is done!
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Re: I am ...

Post by AshlieRenee » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:28 pm

chevytooheavy wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:55 pm
Am trying to decide what lovely lady will be my first visit of 2018
*waving hands*

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Re: I am ...

Post by chevytooheavy » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:17 pm

AshlieRenee wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:28 pm
chevytooheavy wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:55 pm
Am trying to decide what lovely lady will be my first visit of 2018
*waving hands*
Could you come closer please. I can’t see your hand.
I am touched in the head

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Re: I am ...

Post by YAG » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:43 pm

Secondtime wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:53 pm
YAG wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 pm
AlexandriaDaniels wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.
For which I proposed a solution :P
Me thinketh she will be much more exhuasted before this dsy is done!
No, no, I like this young lady.
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Re: I am ...

Post by curiouscat » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm

Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".
America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system but too early to shoot the bastards.
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Re: I am ...

Post by Jakcool » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:59 pm

Reading your posts while eating THE BEST lobster soup.
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Re: I am ...

Post by YAG » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:18 pm

Jakcool wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:59 pm
Reading your posts while eating THE BEST lobster soup.
And not sharing, you bastard
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Re: I am ...

Post by shyboy69 » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:23 pm

.........becoming frustrated with my plow truck.

.........wishing I could find someone to play with me.......more often.

.........wishing I had more spare time AND money!

Nice guys finish last? Yes we do! Our women always finish first. Multiple times!
My sparkling personality compensates for not being hung like a horse.

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Re: I am ...

Post by Jakcool » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:24 pm

YAG wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:18 pm
Jakcool wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:59 pm
Reading your posts while eating THE BEST lobster soup.
And not sharing, you bastard
Here you go :;)
You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.
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Re: I am ...

Post by vorlon » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:03 pm

Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:13 pm
Reefer wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:08 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am
Publisher wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am
Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am
vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.
They’ll get sick of bananas add some oranges to vary their diet.
Great idea. Ever spent time in a room with 1000 monkeys that are just eating bananas?
No. Hanging around that many poo flingers never struck me as a good idea.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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Re: I am ...

Post by vorlon » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:05 pm

Wallaby wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am
vorlon wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm
Wallaby wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
In that case, You post, therefore you are a Foreign bot.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

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Re: I am ...

Post by meatysticks » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm

curiouscat wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm
Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".
Nope. Not drunk. Just a bout of new years depression about the state of my life.

But I love how everyone has responded.

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Re: I am ...

Post by finman56 » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:44 pm

meatysticks wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm
curiouscat wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm
Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".
Nope. Not drunk. Just a bout of new years depression about the state of my life.

But I love how everyone has responded.
I hear ya bother!
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Re: I am ...

Post by Jocelyn » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:48 am

meatysticks wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm
curiouscat wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm
Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".
Nope. Not drunk. Just a bout of new years depression about the state of my life.

But I love how everyone has responded.
When you hit rock bottom the only place left to go is up :x

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Re: I am ...

Post by Publisher » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:53 am

but we're not done with You, bud.
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Post by meatysticks » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:42 am

Thanks everyone. Feeling better today.

Will feel even better once I manage to have some playtime.

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Post by DMLawPro » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:07 pm

meatysticks wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:42 am
Thanks everyone. Feeling better today.

Will feel even better once I manage to have some playtime.
Pubs is available and has Basil Hayden or whatever

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Post by Mr. Chop » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:24 pm

Relaxed from a little gin and hiding in the the bedroom reading gbn. Thinking about getting the old Glock cleaned up and doing some shooting.
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Post by Reefer » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:57 pm

Mr. Chop wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:24 pm
Relaxed from a little gin and hiding in the the bedroom reading gbn. Thinking about getting the old Glock cleaned up and doing some shooting.
Not while drinking I hope.
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Post by Reefer » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:00 pm

A little, well very buzzed from several shots of a nice 12 yr Redbreast Irish Whiskey while bowling, didn’t help my scores though. Was it the Redbreast or the sciatica pain I started having that affected my score? Who cares!
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Post by rem308 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:15 pm

↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
easily amused

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Post by cliff86 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:21 pm

Jakcool wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:16 pm
Invoking spirits and browsing BP!
It just is not fun anymore as you can not use search functions for spinners, petite, redheads, ect.

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Post by Jakcool » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:34 pm

cliff86 wrote:
Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:21 pm
Jakcool wrote:
Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:16 pm
Invoking spirits and browsing BP!
It just is not fun anymore as you can not use search functions for spinners, petite, redheads, ect.
True, even though I never used the search function :D I check each and every one, not miss any possibility! And Yes BP now is very depressing!
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Post by Publisher » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:45 pm

... freaking hating this cold.
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Re: I am ...

Post by LoveBeer » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:49 pm

...unmotivated to work.

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Post by shyboy69 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:57 pm

.........frustrated when an *microcephalic doofus* seeks automotive advice. Then treats your advice as if you know less then they do!

Nice guys finish last? Yes we do! Our women always finish first. Multiple times!
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Post by Karma8791 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:06 pm

...ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.
You won't earn a purple heart hiding in that foxhole.

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Post by Jakcool » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:49 pm

.... tired of conference calls!
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Post by Jakcool » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:34 pm

....going in circles chasing ghost kitties.
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Re: I am ...

Post by finman56 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm

Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.
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Post by Karma8791 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:31 pm

finman56 wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.
Hang in there Finny!!
You won't earn a purple heart hiding in that foxhole.

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Post by Jakcool » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:34 pm

finman56 wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.
Finman, I really hope you prevail .
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Re: I am ...

Post by shyboy69 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:05 pm

:YMDEVIL:
finman56 wrote:
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.
And friends. I'm here if you need to talk!

Nice guys finish last? Yes we do! Our women always finish first. Multiple times!
My sparkling personality compensates for not being hung like a horse.

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Re: I am ...

Post by shyboy69 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:08 pm

..........chopped liver! And getting frustrated with being looked over.

Nice guys finish last? Yes we do! Our women always finish first. Multiple times!
My sparkling personality compensates for not being hung like a horse.

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