I am ...

meatysticks · Post by **meatysticks** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:04 am

Done.

Post by **Publisher** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:06 am

Sleepy

AshlieRenee · Post by **AshlieRenee** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:40 am

Cooked?

Post by **Reefer** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:58 am

Pissed

Post by **Publisher** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:00 am

Horny

Secondtime · Post by **Secondtime** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:15 am

Motivated

Post by **vorlon** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:42 pm

Relaxed

Post by **finman56** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:45 pm

frustrated

Post by **Reefer** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:45 pm

Retired

Rynn · Post by **Rynn** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:52 pm

Hungry
.. for pancakes

shyboy69 · Post by **shyboy69** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:00 pm

Still 6' over rather than 6' Under.

AshlieRenee · Post by **AshlieRenee** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:19 pm

Having large balls of meat for lunch

Post by **finman56** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:21 pm

AshlieRenee wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:19 pm
Having large balls of meat for lunch

Post by **Publisher** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:28 pm

AshlieRenee wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:19 pm
Having large balls of meat for lunch

...watching Ashlie be naughty.

Rilynne623 · Post by **Rilynne623** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:36 pm

Snuggled in bed, staying cozy and watching Parks and Rec.

Post by **K3lo** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:14 pm

Bored to death...

Post by **rem308** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:15 pm

stang4 · Post by **stang4** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:59 pm

Post by **chevytooheavy** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:13 pm

Hiding in the bathroom looking at GBN

Karma8791 · Post by **Karma8791** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:21 pm

Bored, horny, hungry

AshlieRenee · Post by **AshlieRenee** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:47 pm

chevytooheavy wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:13 pm
Hiding in the bathroom looking at GBN

Wonder how many others have to do that

Post by **wallaby** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm

Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:16 pm

Invoking spirits and browsing BP!

Post by **scarletknight** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:26 pm

Annoyed and horny.

Post by **vorlon** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.

You post, therefore you are.

hegone17 · Post by **hegone17** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:05 pm

I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite
T.N.T., and I'll win the fight
T.N.T., I'm a power load
T.N.T., watch me explode

I'm dirty, mean, I'm mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand?
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
Run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

ben1080 · Post by **ben1080** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:11 pm

Horny as hell

curiouscat · Post by **curiouscat** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:22 am

sometimes useful, generally March through November.

Post by **Publisher** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:07 am

feeling anxiety.

Post by **wallaby** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.

How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?

Post by **Publisher** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?

Doesn't mean you're human.

Post by **wallaby** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am

Publisher wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.

Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.

Post by **Reefer** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:08 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am

Publisher wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.

They’ll get sick of bananas add some oranges to vary their diet.

Post by **wallaby** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:13 pm

Reefer wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:08 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am

Publisher wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.
They’ll get sick of bananas add some oranges to vary their diet.

Great idea. Ever spent time in a room with 1000 monkeys that are just eating bananas?

Fishstick · Post by **Fishstick** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:31 pm

Thinking of a beautiful woman.

AlexandriaDaniels · Post by **AlexandriaDaniels** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm

Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.

Post by **Reefer** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:49 pm

AlexandriaDaniels wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.

I need to warm you up.

Post by **chevytooheavy** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:55 pm

Am trying to decide what lovely lady will be my first visit of 2018

ladyadot · Post by **ladyadot** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:16 pm

Under a blanket watching showbox in 87° heat because winter is an evil asshole who takes summer away... Lol

Post by **Publisher** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:55 pm

drinking rye whiskey, avoiding poo from Wallaby's monkeys, and pondering either doing housework or taking a nap.

Post by **YAG** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 pm

AlexandriaDaniels wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.

For which I proposed a solution

Secondtime · Post by **Secondtime** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:53 pm

YAG wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 pm

AlexandriaDaniels wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.
For which I proposed a solution

Me thinketh she will be much more exhuasted before this dsy is done!

AshlieRenee · Post by **AshlieRenee** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:28 pm

chevytooheavy wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:55 pm
Am trying to decide what lovely lady will be my first visit of 2018

*waving hands*

Post by **chevytooheavy** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:17 pm

AshlieRenee wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:28 pm

chevytooheavy wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:55 pm
Am trying to decide what lovely lady will be my first visit of 2018
*waving hands*

Could you come closer please. I can’t see your hand.

Post by **YAG** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:43 pm

Secondtime wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:53 pm

YAG wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:36 pm

AlexandriaDaniels wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:43 pm
Exhausted from traveling and unbearably cold.
For which I proposed a solution
Me thinketh she will be much more exhuasted before this dsy is done!

No, no, I like this young lady.

curiouscat · Post by **curiouscat** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm

Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:59 pm

Reading your posts while eating THE BEST lobster soup.

Post by **YAG** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:18 pm

Jakcool wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:59 pm
Reading your posts while eating THE BEST lobster soup.

And not sharing, you bastard

shyboy69 · Post by **shyboy69** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:23 pm

.........becoming frustrated with my plow truck.

.........wishing I could find someone to play with me.......more often.

.........wishing I had more spare time AND money!

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:24 pm

YAG wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:18 pm

Jakcool wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:59 pm
Reading your posts while eating THE BEST lobster soup.
And not sharing, you bastard

Here you go

Post by **vorlon** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:03 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:13 pm

Reefer wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:08 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:57 am

Publisher wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:51 am

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?
Doesn't mean you're human.
Who said anything about being human? I have 1000 monkeys sitting in a basement in iowa (look for the supermarkets selling out of bananas) hammering away at keyboards. My algorithms reject anything that doesnt sound like they could have been produced by a depressed marsupial.
They’ll get sick of bananas add some oranges to vary their diet.
Great idea. Ever spent time in a room with 1000 monkeys that are just eating bananas?

No. Hanging around that many poo flingers never struck me as a good idea.

Post by **vorlon** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:05 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:41 am

vorlon wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:37 pm

Wallaby wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:15 pm
Not.

And you cant prove otherwise.
You post, therefore you are.
How do you know I'm not a Foreign bot?

In that case, You post, therefore you are a Foreign bot.

meatysticks · Post by **meatysticks** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm

curiouscat wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm
Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".

Nope. Not drunk. Just a bout of new years depression about the state of my life.

But I love how everyone has responded.

Post by **finman56** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:44 pm

meatysticks wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm

curiouscat wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm
Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".
Nope. Not drunk. Just a bout of new years depression about the state of my life.

But I love how everyone has responded.

I hear ya bother!

Post by **Jocelyn** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:48 am

meatysticks wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm

curiouscat wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:43 pm
Also wondering if the origin of this topic belongs in "Your drunk post goes here".
Nope. Not drunk. Just a bout of new years depression about the state of my life.

But I love how everyone has responded.

When you hit rock bottom the only place left to go is up

Post by **Publisher** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:53 am

but we're not done with You, bud.

meatysticks · Post by **meatysticks** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:42 am

Thanks everyone. Feeling better today.

Will feel even better once I manage to have some playtime.

DMLawPro · Post by **DMLawPro** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:07 pm

meatysticks wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:42 am
Thanks everyone. Feeling better today.

Will feel even better once I manage to have some playtime.

Pubs is available and has Basil Hayden or whatever

Mr. Chop · Post by **Mr. Chop** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:24 pm

Relaxed from a little gin and hiding in the the bedroom reading gbn. Thinking about getting the old Glock cleaned up and doing some shooting.

Post by **Reefer** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:57 pm

Mr. Chop wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:24 pm
Relaxed from a little gin and hiding in the the bedroom reading gbn. Thinking about getting the old Glock cleaned up and doing some shooting.

Not while drinking I hope.

Post by **Reefer** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:00 pm

A little, well very buzzed from several shots of a nice 12 yr Redbreast Irish Whiskey while bowling, didn’t help my scores though. Was it the Redbreast or the sciatica pain I started having that affected my score? Who cares!

Post by **rem308** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:15 pm

↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
easily amused

cliff86 · Post by **cliff86** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:21 pm

Jakcool wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:16 pm
Invoking spirits and browsing BP!

It just is not fun anymore as you can not use search functions for spinners, petite, redheads, ect.

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:34 pm

cliff86 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 03, 2018 9:21 pm

Jakcool wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:16 pm
Invoking spirits and browsing BP!
It just is not fun anymore as you can not use search functions for spinners, petite, redheads, ect.

True, even though I never used the search function

I check each and every one, not miss any possibility! And Yes BP now is very depressing!

Post by **Publisher** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:45 pm

... freaking hating this cold.

Post by **LoveBeer** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:49 pm

...unmotivated to work.

shyboy69 · Post by **shyboy69** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 3:57 pm

.........frustrated when an *microcephalic doofus* seeks automotive advice. Then treats your advice as if you know less then they do!

Karma8791 · Post by **Karma8791** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:06 pm

...ready to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:49 pm

.... tired of conference calls!

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:34 pm

....going in circles chasing ghost kitties.

Post by **finman56** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm

Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.

Karma8791 · Post by **Karma8791** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:31 pm

finman56 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.

Hang in there Finny!!

Jakcool · Post by **Jakcool** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:34 pm

finman56 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.

Finman, I really hope you prevail .

shyboy69 · Post by **shyboy69** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:05 pm

finman56 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Although unemployed and severely depressed, I am really blessed to have a supportive family.

And friends. I'm here if you need to talk!

shyboy69 · Post by **shyboy69** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:08 pm

..........chopped liver! And getting frustrated with being looked over.