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Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Tirant_Loblanc » Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:56 pm

Or a legal brothel worker

You win either way.
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Publisher » Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:32 pm

Hmmmm
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by DMLawPro » Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:37 pm

Hubby is a cuck......

55,000 in 3 weeks? You go girl!.....

Now to find out what brothel she is at..... I need some diktation done.
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Cool123 » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:03 pm

She'll probably get more men to come to her practice.

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Post by funnyguy8558 » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:56 pm

Does she offer legal advice during a visit? That'd be hot.
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Rynn » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:20 pm

DMLawPro wrote:
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Hubby is a cuck......

55,000 in 3 weeks? You go girl!.....

Now to find out what brothel she is at..... I need some diktation done.
for every dime she makes, he's spending a nickel with her coworkers
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by scarletknight » Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:34 pm

She's hot. I want her. But..... in an article I saw about this she said she sees 10-15 clients / day. Yeesh.
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by hegone17 » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:24 pm

Guessing the brothel hourly rate is higher than the Attorney rate

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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Publisher » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:02 am

scarletknight wrote:
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She's hot. I want her. But..... in an article I saw about this she said she sees 10-15 clients / day. Yeesh.
So, she's an attorney PRETENDING to be a sex worker. Because that's pretty standard practice for most attorneys I've dealt with, double dipping on the clients time until they get called on it.
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by DMLawPro » Sat Sep 07, 2019 2:12 am

Publisher wrote:
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So, she's an attorney PRETENDING to be a sex worker. Because that's pretty standard practice for most attorneys I've dealt with, double dipping on the clients time until they get called on it.
Nah, my take..... She was a SW in Law School for bills, etc.... Hubby was a client of hers while in Law School...... Said what the heck, let's keep this going.... Got married... She enjoys the sex (and the money)...... He don't give a crap what she does..... they live happily ever after.....
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Fishstick » Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:00 am

Wonder if her husband got a DNA test on their child? Their 4 month old son looks like GrayBeard and not her husband.

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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by hegone17 » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:02 am

Vegas 3 weeks to be a SW ONLY or maybe a client or 2 in Des Moines

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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

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hegone17 wrote:
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Vegas 3 weeks to be a SW ONLY or maybe a client or 2 in Des Moines
Interesting..... Vegas 3 weeks out of the month.... 1 week home.... then back to Vegas...... Guess the JD is just a backup for when she gets older...

Someone needs to find out what Ranch she is at.... May need to make a trip to see what all the hoopla is...
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by DMLawPro » Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:40 am

scarletknight wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:34 pm
She's hot. I want her. But..... in an article I saw about this she said she sees 10-15 clients / day. Yeesh.
"While working in the brothel, she starts her day with three hours of prep in the morning, between showering, black soap, exfoliating, washing and drying everything. A busy day for Sears means 10 to 15 clients."

3 hours of Prep? WTF???? Get quicker honey and you can shoot for 20 clients a day
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Post by Yuna » Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:56 am

Wow that’s pretty brave of her. I’d be mortified to come out to my friends and co workers even if I was working in Vegas.

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Post by The_Carpenter » Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:07 am

Good for her.
I know two diff gals that somehow paid their way through law school.
One out of Texas kept that going part time for quite a while after.
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Post by Hawkrn220 » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:11 pm

I wonder if it already came out with her neighbors etc. So she just said *make screaming monkey noises* it let's go fully public.

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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by DMLawPro » Sat Sep 07, 2019 2:33 pm

Yuna wrote:
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Wow that’s pretty brave of her. I’d be mortified to come out to my friends and co workers even if I was working in Vegas.
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Post by vorlon » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:08 am

funnyguy8558 wrote:
Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:56 pm
Does she offer legal advice during a visit? That'd be hot.
Yes but you then also have to pay her rate as a lawyer.
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Post by Jocelyn » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:24 pm

Welllll either way she f*cks her clients :-bd
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Post by funnyguy8558 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 9:45 pm

Jocelyn wrote:
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Welllll either way she f*cks her clients :-bd
You got that right, lol :ymapplause:
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Post by iowareader79 » Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:06 pm

Jocelyn wrote:
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Welllll either way she f*cks her clients :-bd
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by Dr. Hackenbush » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:00 pm

Things are even stranger than you initially thought. From the Des Moines CityView:

The complicated lives of John and Katherine Sears

It has been an interesting couple of years at the household of Des Moines criminal-defense lawyers John and Katherine Sears.

John lost his law license for at least two years, Katherine filed a potential class-action lawsuit against the brothel in Nevada where she was working part-time, John pleaded guilty of assaulting his ex-wife, Kelsey Sears, and John and Katherine sued Kelsey for the return of a crockpot and two vibrators. Meantime, Katherine has kept busy tweeting under the nom-de-prostituee Morrigan Eris.

John Sears has had a lot of woe since he was admitted to the Iowa bar two years ago. In February of last year, he was arrested for drunk driving after police saw him pushing his damaged Ford Focus along the highway. The Iowa Supreme Court, in its disciplinary order, quoted the police report saying that “he did not understand where he was or where the accident took place” and noted that officers found an open bottle of vodka in his car. He blew 0.181 on the breath test — 0.08 is enough to get you convicted — and he was then arrested. In June, he pleaded guilty of first offense of OWI.

The Searses were kind of occupied at the time, and John didn’t follow the terms of his probation. Then, in October, Kelsey Sears called the West Des Moines police and said John was trying to break in to her apartment. It got mean, and a court document says John grabbed Kelsey’s hair and threw her down, slamming her head to the ground four or five times. Also there was a gun involved somehow. While this was going on, John texted Katherine saying, “Ive assaulted her” and “I’m drunk as *make screaming monkey noises*,” which probably didn’t help his case any.

A few days later, John, who is 27, pleaded guilty to a charge of domestic abuse assault causing bodily injury and was sentenced to a year of probation, again, and was barred from contacting Kelsey until 2023. All this came to the attention of the Iowa Attorney Disciplinary Board, which said he violated the Rule of Professional Conduct for lawyers by getting that OWI and the assault charge. The board also said he violated that no-contact order six times. Last month, the Iowa Supreme Court suspended him from practicing law indefinitely with no possibility of reinstatement for two years, twice the penalty recommended by the disciplinary board.

The whole thing with Kelsey Sears is kind of complicated. After four years of marriage, John and Kelsey divorced in May of last year, but they “remained intimate,” the Supreme Court noted in the disciplinary order. As the assault charge implies, the friendship frazzled. Then, on Dec. 31 of last year, John and Katherine — classmates in the Drake Law School class of 2017 — sued Kelsey in small-claims court seeking return of a laptop, a webcam, a wedding band, a card collection and a “Bad Dragon Dildos – ‘Davis’ — medium firmness, medium [with as the Supreme Court edict noted, additional “shocking detail”]” as well as “Bad Dragon Dildos – ‘Echo’ — soft, extra large.” And a crockpot.

The case apparently was settled out of court and was dismissed on June 10 at the request of John and Katherine Sears.

Meantime, Katherine, who is 30, wasn’t shy about her part-time work as a prostitute at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada. In September, she gave an interview on her sideline job to Channel 8, which added some spicy photos of her with the warning that “some of the topics and photos may not be appropriate for all viewers.” In the interview, her husband — who was shown on camera along with their 4-month-old son — was asked what he thought of her job as a legal prostitute. “I don’t really care that much,” he said.

Among other things, she said that she earned $55,000 for one three-week stint at the ranch. But what she didn’t say is that in March of this year she and another prostitute sued the ranch in federal district court in Nevada, claiming that they were paid less than the minimum wage, that they were not paid overtime, and that the ranch illegally kept half of the tips given to the prostitutes.

The suit says Sears was employed “as a courtesan” from July 25, 2016, to September of 2018. The Nevada minimum wage is $8.15 an hour and the federal rate is $7.25 an hour, but if a “courtesan” worked 24 hours a day, seven days a week, for three weeks, that’s 504 hours. At $55,000, that works out to $109.12 an hour.

Asked by CITYVIEW in an email how that jibed with the below-minimum wage allegation — and what fees she charged, what was the average tip she got and how many customers she would see in a three-week period to get that $55,000 — she replied: “Dude, seriously? I don’t know you; this is not how to approach people with questions.”

She referred that and other questions about the lawsuit to her lawyers in New Jersey, who replied, “No comment from us.”

The brothel has moved for summary judgment, saying that Sears and the other part-time prostitutes are “independent contractors” and not subject to the wage laws. It also denied that the brothel was engaged in interstate commerce and was thus exempt from certain laws. No trial date has been set.

Katherine Sears, meantime, continues to tweet and offer pornographic videos of herself (from $12 to $225) under the name Morrigan Eris. Example: “Best-friend-for-hire. Compensated emotional wellness companion, relationship-skills educator, temporarily retired prostitute, occasional attorney.”

Asked by CITYVIEW why she didn’t use her real name, she responded: “Are you asking why sex workers have stage names? Really?”
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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by DMLawPro » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:19 pm

I wish I was John... Damn, I would have it made.... Except, the John above is an ass...
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Post by Prairiedog_1965 » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:23 pm

:lol: 8-| Wow!! What a mess. I wonder if this is the first time a dildo has been requested to be returned in court.

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Post by Tirant_Loblanc » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:02 pm

OK bla bla bla but she's still hot as hell right?

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Post by DMLawPro » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:06 pm

Tirant_Loblanc wrote:
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OK bla bla bla but she's still hot as hell right?

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OK bla bla bla but she's still hot as hell right?

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Re: Need a hot attorney in Des Moines?

Post by vorlon » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:27 am

Stuff like this usually only happens in Florida.
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Post by iowareader79 » Sat Oct 19, 2019 12:19 pm

Wow, this is bonkers. We don't need to ask, "who in the world would sue over a dildo" because we now know the answer to that question. Those must be some fantastic, expensive dildos.

eta: I just googled Bad Dragon dildos. WTF? They have some crazy dildos.
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