Drive-thru Strippers

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Drive-thru Strippers

Post by Publisher » Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:27 pm

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Re: Drive-thru Strippers

Post by RattleHead » Sun Mar 22, 2020 10:17 pm

"The 10 minute drive-up shows will run a patron $100 — tips encouraged" Uff-Dah! LOL!

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Re: Drive-thru Strippers

Post by DMLawPro » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:54 am

The establishment is taking the hand sanitizer offer to another level this weekend, incorporating it into a new promotion.

“On Saturday we’re doing nude triple-X hand sanitizer wrestling,” Carlson said. “We have about 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, and we’re doing a cool nude hand sanitizer wrestling show.”

The club also practices the CDC’s recommended safety precautions, with social distancing and disinfecting atop that list, Carlson said.


So, is it "air" wrestling? If they are practicing the recommended safety precaution of social distancing wouldn't the wrestlers have to be at least 6 feet apart?

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Re: Drive-thru Strippers

Post by The_Carpenter » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:22 am

Amusingly, in Kansas City, a decent drive up would be a step up from what we have here.
But I'll admit I haven't been in a long time since as no one has mentioned any improvements at any of the places.
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Re: Drive-thru Strippers

Post by vorlon » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:39 pm

DMLawPro wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:54 am
The establishment is taking the hand sanitizer offer to another level this weekend, incorporating it into a new promotion.

“On Saturday we’re doing nude triple-X hand sanitizer wrestling,” Carlson said. “We have about 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, and we’re doing a cool nude hand sanitizer wrestling show.”

The club also practices the CDC’s recommended safety precautions, with social distancing and disinfecting atop that list, Carlson said.


So, is it "air" wrestling? If they are practicing the recommended safety precaution of social distancing wouldn't the wrestlers have to be at least 6 feet apart?

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With 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, I think they can completely cover themselves. Although the club might make more selling it on the black market, at least if it is 60% alcohol.
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Re: Drive-thru Strippers

Post by The_Carpenter » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:52 pm

vorlon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:39 pm
DMLawPro wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:54 am
The establishment is taking the hand sanitizer offer to another level this weekend, incorporating it into a new promotion.
“On Saturday we’re doing nude triple-X hand sanitizer wrestling,” Carlson said. “We have about 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, and we’re doing a cool nude hand sanitizer wrestling show.”
The club also practices the CDC’s recommended safety precautions, with social distancing and disinfecting atop that list, Carlson said.

So, is it "air" wrestling? If they are practicing the recommended safety precaution of social distancing wouldn't the wrestlers have to be at least 6 feet apart?
Asking for a friend.
With 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, I think they can completely cover themselves. Although the club might make more selling it on the black market, at least if it is 60% alcohol.
I'm thinking of the old mud pit wrestling thing.
Also, I have a 70 gallon Aquarium.
20 Gallons is nowhere near enough.
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Re: Drive-thru Strippers

Post by vorlon » Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:53 pm

The_Carpenter wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:52 pm
vorlon wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:39 pm
DMLawPro wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:54 am
The establishment is taking the hand sanitizer offer to another level this weekend, incorporating it into a new promotion.
“On Saturday we’re doing nude triple-X hand sanitizer wrestling,” Carlson said. “We have about 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, and we’re doing a cool nude hand sanitizer wrestling show.”
The club also practices the CDC’s recommended safety precautions, with social distancing and disinfecting atop that list, Carlson said.

So, is it "air" wrestling? If they are practicing the recommended safety precaution of social distancing wouldn't the wrestlers have to be at least 6 feet apart?
Asking for a friend.
With 20 gallons of hand sanitizer, I think they can completely cover themselves. Although the club might make more selling it on the black market, at least if it is 60% alcohol.
I'm thinking of the old mud pit wrestling thing.
Also, I have a 70 gallon Aquarium.
20 Gallons is nowhere near enough.
Not to immerse themselves but they could cover themselves I would think.
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