Grain Belt News

New for the Wii: Stripper Poles

You read that right. The outrageously popular Nintendo Wii will soon have a game out, complete with stripper, aimed at the fad for stripperobics. The mind boggles at the idea that it might be combined with a video cam to watch the workouts live.

Three Scumbags Get Decades for Child Pimping

CEDAR RAPIDS Iowa -- Two Iowa scumbags and one from Minnesota were sentenced to multiple-decades long prison terms for the horrific acts they committed against teenage girls in Iowa and Minnesota. Next up - The customers who were knowingly frequenting these heinous criminal's dens setup in small towns around Iowa.

Massage Therapist Spa Denied License

NOVI Michigan -- A therapeutic massage spa has fallen afoul of Novi's new licensing requirements - and the license for the business has been denied in a 4-3 vote while the owner scrambles to get his employees licensed at a mind-thumping $250 each.

US elections and Porn

US elections and Porn?

Bi-line: Valentin Love
E-mail address: Valentin.love.writer@gmail.com

With the elections coming soon, three major candidates have a good chance to become president and what is the major question? Where do the candidates stand on the Adult Entertainment Industry and pornography? Amazing, the candidates have not made a public endorsement or refusal the industry. It is amazing, politicians not being decisive on an issue. We will have to use deductive logic to solve this problem.

How To Make an Appointment with an Escort

Contacting an escort for the first time can make the most mach o of men a bit uncomfortable. In this essay I will show you what you need to know to protect yourself and your future escort.

First of all�relax! The escort you are about to contact wants to meet you! That�s why she has chosen the career she has. She is, at this moment, just sitting around waiting to hear from you!

Elliot Spitzer, The Internet, and Sex

With the downfall of Elliot Spitzer and the attention of the mainstream media on the use of the internet and sex, one thing keeps spouting from the mouths of law enforcement officials being interviewed - "It's a quality of life issue." That's how they justify the resources being devoted to scanning the internet for advertising, placing bogus ads, arranging liaisons with a dozen or more officers staking out a hotel room.

But how does the internet affect the quality of life in a neighborhood - when the arrangement is made via electrons, no one is visible street-side trolling for tricks, and the addicts and lunatics are rapidly and efficiently put in the light of day and driven out of the business?

Des Moines Stings Via Craigslist

DES MOINES Iowa -- The police in Des Moines decided to set up their own ad on Craigslist, and answered one, snagging six in a one day sting operation set up by Sgt. Cindy Donahue.

Don't Call For Hookers at Iowa Casinos

IOWA CITY Iowa -- This comes under the heading of "DUH!"

Prostitution is still illegal in Iowa, right? And if you worked for a casino, procuring a prostitute is the crime of pimping, right? And asking someone to procure a prostitute for you is called pandering, right?

And this joker doesn't understand why he was fired...

Ah, Election Year Shenanigans Begin

ELK GROVE VILLAGE Illinois - Elk Grove Village is tightening its restrictions on the practice of message therapy in town, following its denial of a license to an Elburn woman on the basis of a "character check" in which she was found to have "been involved in pornography" and she has a racy web site with "nude pictures."

"We've only had two places in the past 15 years trying to be stand alone message parlors and they were not businesses we wanted in our community," said Mayor Craig Johnson to the Journals and Topics Newspaper.

Which begs the question - just how much trouble could these two businesses have actually caused?

Clinton Township Changing Massage Parlor License Rules

CLINTON TOWNSHIP Michigan - The Board of Clinton Township has set up new rules for massage parlors to obtain business licenses, including a requirement that anyone attempting to obtain a license who does not speak English furnish a translator at their own expense in an interview process.