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That weird feeling you get when...

Post by YAG » Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:38 am

In post coital glow that hot early-40s divorcee you hooked up with on Tinder starts showing you pictures of her kids, and you realize youve had a lap dance from one, and had sex with another one.
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Post by YAG » Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:44 am

For the record, ive never met her son.
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Post by The_Carpenter » Wed Feb 24, 2021 8:10 am

Nice one Yag.
Closest comparable I have is that the younger generation at the horse barn have been trying to get one of the mom's (milf) and I to date.
No, no, no, various excuses from both of us.
But, when we're at same horse show, for some reason, neither of us can be found when the younger generation gets in after the bars close.
Btw, it's these horse shows that get me over to Illinois from time to time.
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Post by Yuna » Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:39 am

Ah! I think I'd be in a state of shock if I figured out that I knew the son/daughter of one of my clients.

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Post by YAG » Wed Feb 24, 2021 12:54 pm

Yuna wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:39 am
Ah! I think I'd be in a state of shock if I figured out that I knew the son/daughter of one of my clients.
Well, unless Mom tells them about me, I certainly don't intend to tell the daughters. I only even saw the one, once, at least 2 years ago, and the dancer hasn't been around since last summer.

It was weird but I don't think she caught on. Who KNOWS how she'd have reacted.
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Post by YAG » Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:15 pm

Addendum: A shame the daughter who is in the pay for play market ndver registered again for so long. Thats not a good sign. Fortunately Mom is a lot of fun.
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Post by vorlon » Wed Feb 24, 2021 8:53 pm

Yuna wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 11:39 am
Ah! I think I'd be in a state of shock if I figured out that I knew the son/daughter of one of my clients.
I've heard the occasional tale of a client making arrangements to see a new Contractor and upon arrival finding out she is the daughter, niece, or something similar of a friend of theirs.
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Post by YAG » Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:22 pm

I've had 2 sisters (separate visits) but this as far as I know where I ended up the mom of somebody who I'd seen.
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Post by vorlon » Sat Feb 27, 2021 11:10 pm

YAG wrote:
Sat Feb 27, 2021 7:22 pm
I've had 2 sisters (separate visits) but this as far as I know where I ended up the mom of somebody who I'd seen.
I also saw sisters and a cousin of theirs; also all separate visits
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Post by YAG » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:58 am

Hoo boy...

While I was busy Friday night/Saturday morning, i heard my phone going off.

I ignored it until getting up this morning, I had other things to do besides attend to my phone

Well, mom DID tell the daughters about me (not a good sign, I am NOT long term relationship material).

They both told her they had met me. I wonder if eldest daughter told her WHY she met me.
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Post by Tirant_Loblanc » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:54 am

I was actually introduced to the hot teen daughters by a lady I was seeing. But my deal was different. Momma likely would have killed me if I took too long a look at the girls.
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Post by Yuna » Sun Feb 28, 2021 2:37 pm

If I found out that someone I was dating had an intimate relationship with my daughter or son, I think I would be sick and mortified. I'm surprised the daughters didn't deny anything.

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Post by YAG » Sun Feb 28, 2021 4:15 pm

I certainly don't intend to re-engage this relationship, the "bunny boiler" scene comes WAY too vividly into mind.

She doesn't know where I live, so YAY on that part. And unless I tell you where I live, there's no easily available publicly available information about my address in any online database.
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Post by vorlon » Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:05 pm

YAG wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 4:15 pm
I certainly don't intend to re-engage this relationship, the "bunny boiler" scene comes WAY too vividly into mind.

She doesn't know where I live, so YAY on that part. And unless I tell you where I live, there's no easily available publicly available information about my address in any online database.
What are you going to do if any of them contact you about getting together again?
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Post by YAG » Fri Jun 04, 2021 4:20 pm

vorlon wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:05 pm
YAG wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 4:15 pm
I certainly don't intend to re-engage this relationship, the "bunny boiler" scene comes WAY too vividly into mind.

She doesn't know where I live, so YAY on that part. And unless I tell you where I live, there's no easily available publicly available information about my address in any online database.
What are you going to do if any of them contact you about getting together again?
Mom did, this past weekend.

The daughter would be an automatic "no". She was about as fun as a bag of moldering potatoes.
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Post by shyboy69 » Sun Jun 06, 2021 1:16 am

Over the course of a very long time. Shit like 30 years. I enjoyed the company of 3 sisters. Not all at once. LOL They all knew. We all grew up together.

I came really close to a Mom and then daughter. The daughter approached me. Said she had always had a crush on me since she once baby sat for me. When I realized who she was, I politely declined. Told her I still remembered her as the little girl in grade school.

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