Stripper Logic

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Post by YAG » Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:13 am

I love this, because it's like a forced savings program.

1, Tell stripper you have X to spend, on them, if they want a guaranteed paycheck. Equal to their house fee.

2. They say they'll be right back because [use the bathroom] [change outfits] [Need a smoke].

3. They don't come back, after 15 minutes (2 songs).

4. You squirrel away the money and leave.

I have set back a stupid amount of money using this system, which is individually inconsequential.Pushing 4 figures in 6 weeks in $30 increments.

The next time you see them, they try to blame you for leaving. Sorry, chica, I waited. You chose to talk to the young, broke guy, instead.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by DMLawPro » Sat Aug 24, 2019 7:05 am

I have a different stripper logic. But, I won't discuss it here...
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by The_Carpenter » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:00 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:13 am
The next time you see them, they try to blame you for leaving. Sorry, chica, I waited. You chose to talk to the young, broke guy, instead.
Which is why the place I'm most familiar with, has a door fee, a drink minimum, and spouses/SO's are not allowed in (except a few min before closing).
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:17 am

The_Carpenter wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:00 am
YAG wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:13 am
The next time you see them, they try to blame you for leaving. Sorry, chica, I waited. You chose to talk to the young, broke guy, instead.
Which is why the place I'm most familiar with, has a door fee, a drink minimum, and spouses/SO's are not allowed in (except a few min before closing).
1 & 3 apply here.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by Fishstick » Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am

YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.

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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by Publisher » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am

Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am
YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.
Are you and DM passing a nasty fungal infection back and forth between each other?
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by Fishstick » Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 am

Publisher wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am
YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.
Are you and DM passing a nasty fungal infection back and forth between each other?
PussyFartCreamPie is the culprit. She has slept with almost every gent from grainbeltnews.

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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by Poker69 » Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:01 pm

Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 am
Publisher wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am
YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.
Are you and DM passing a nasty fungal infection back and forth between each other?
PussyFartCreamPie is the culprit. She has slept with almost every gent from grainbeltnews.
Always use fresh salve. The stuff Fishtick has is recycled from PFCP.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by Fishstick » Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:33 pm

Poker69 wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:01 pm
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 am
Publisher wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am
YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.
Are you and DM passing a nasty fungal infection back and forth between each other?
PussyFartCreamPie is the culprit. She has slept with almost every gent from grainbeltnews.
Always use fresh salve. The stuff Fishtick has is recycled from PFCP.
Yes.... F I S H T I C K has recycled.....Fishstick has the good Salve.

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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:32 am

Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 am
Publisher wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am
YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.
Are you and DM passing a nasty fungal infection back and forth between each other?
PussyFartCreamPie is the culprit. She has slept with almost every gent from grainbeltnews.
Using PFCP as your common vector it appears. Ick.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by DMLawPro » Mon Aug 26, 2019 12:32 pm

YAG wrote:
Mon Aug 26, 2019 11:32 am
Using PFCP as your common vector it appears. Ick.

That's why it is called Stripper Logic!
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by Poker69 » Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:42 am

Fishstick wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Poker69 wrote:
Sun Aug 25, 2019 12:01 pm
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:52 am
Publisher wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 10:16 am
Fishstick wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 9:38 am
YAG...Use that extra money for Salve...Help out yourself and others in need of Salve. Thanks.
Are you and DM passing a nasty fungal infection back and forth between each other?
PussyFartCreamPie is the culprit. She has slept with almost every gent from grainbeltnews.
Always use fresh salve. The stuff Fishtick has is recycled from PFCP.
Yes.... F I S H T I C K has recycled.....Fishstick has the good Salve.
So I guess you're familiar with all the good catchphrases. "Cheap salve aint good and good salve aint cheap." "5-Star salve looking for upscale burns only." "Come see why genuine Fishstick Salve is better than all them ho juicy rubs."
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by jannisary » Wed Aug 28, 2019 1:07 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:13 am
I love this, because it's like a forced savings program.

1, Tell stripper you have X to spend, on them, if they want a guaranteed paycheck. Equal to their house fee.

2. They say they'll be right back because [use the bathroom] [change outfits] [Need a smoke].

3. They don't come back, after 15 minutes (2 songs).

4. You squirrel away the money and leave.

I have set back a stupid amount of money using this system, which is individually inconsequential.Pushing 4 figures in 6 weeks in $30 increments.

The next time you see them, they try to blame you for leaving. Sorry, chica, I waited. You chose to talk to the young, broke guy, instead.
Forget leaving, where is the fun in leaving? If I go to the strip club I've already got time invested in just the drive to get there. There is no way I'm just leaving because one stripper doesn't want my money.

If the dancer is one that I've done good business with before I am willing to wait a few songs for her return. I can usually find some nice distraction at the stage. If she still doesn't show back up after that then it is time to move on to a different dancer. Its always fun to see the look of the first dancer who stood you up when you come back out from the private dance area with the second dancer who swooped you up and took care of business.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by itsmejessicalee » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:10 am

YAG wrote:
Sat Aug 24, 2019 12:13 am
I love this, because it's like a forced savings program.

1, Tell stripper you have X to spend, on them, if they want a guaranteed paycheck. Equal to their house fee.

2. They say they'll be right back because [use the bathroom] [change outfits] [Need a smoke].

3. They don't come back, after 15 minutes (2 songs).

4. You squirrel away the money and leave.

I have set back a stupid amount of money using this system, which is individually inconsequential.Pushing 4 figures in 6 weeks in $30 increments.

The next time you see them, they try to blame you for leaving. Sorry, chica, I waited. You chose to talk to the young, broke guy, instead.
LOL, I used to dance in strip clubs off and on for about 10 years. Sometimes "I'll be right back" is a BS excuse for the stripper to get away from the customer. It can be the stripper's equivalent of a customer saying "Maybe later" when he really means "No" when asked for a lap dance and he's not interested. lol

But when I said "I'll be right back," I really meant it most of the time. If the guy wasn't interested in a lap dance from me, I'd usually be like "Okay, I'm going to see if anyone else would like to have some naughty fun right now! Have a good night!"

I never understood the sitting with young broke guys all night either! I was there to make money, not to find a boyfriend or *make screaming monkey noises* buddy. I couldn't care less what customers look like.

Plus some young guys would say things like "I bet you're happy to sit with a hot guy like me after talking to fat, ugly old losers all night!" and half the time, they were nowhere near as attractive as they THOUGHT they were, plus their personality made them ugly. I was too nice to guys like this when I first started dancing, but after a while, I became more assertive and would put them in their place.

There are some young guys who spend money in strip clubs and act respectfully, but they're the exception, not the norm. Bachelor parties were the worst.

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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Thu Aug 29, 2019 7:35 am

Playing that shaming thing on me is just goofy, as if I'm some addled, testosterkne-driven teenage boy just because you're mainly naked and that should confuse me?

Dolly, I get paid by women for them to take off their clothes. It doesn't confuse me.
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Post by YAG » Sat Jan 23, 2021 4:14 pm

60 bucks already in my Stripper Logic Savings Account from the first night open in months.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:33 pm

6th of the month.

$420 in my savings plan this month already.
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Post by iowanprimate » Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:37 pm

YAG wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:33 pm
6th of the month.

$420 in my savings plan this month already.
Heh... $420... Heh...

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Post by The_Carpenter » Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:54 pm

Yag,
You're in the wrong strip club.
Not only did we toss broke guys hanging around, if a gal wasn't clearly making good whatnot for herself, on top of the house cut, she was encouraged to go elsewhere.
There were five colleges less than 2hr away and we got new job applications every week. Some of the gals even car pooled.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by vorlon » Tue Jul 06, 2021 7:03 pm

The_Carpenter wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:54 pm
Yag,
You're in the wrong strip club.
Not only did we toss broke guys hanging around, if a gal wasn't clearly making good whatnot for herself, on top of the house cut, she was encouraged to go elsewhere.
There were five colleges less than 2hr away and we got new job applications every week. Some of the gals even car pooled.
We?

You ran a strip club?
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Post by The_Carpenter » Tue Jul 06, 2021 8:35 pm

vorlon wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 7:03 pm
The_Carpenter wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:54 pm
Yag,
You're in the wrong strip club.
Not only did we toss broke guys hanging around, if a gal wasn't clearly making good whatnot for herself, on top of the house cut, she was encouraged to go elsewhere.
There were five colleges less than 2hr away and we got new job applications every week. Some of the gals even car pooled.
We?
You ran a strip club?
Bouncer and back up bartender a long time ago.
After that, and up till covid, an August week every year for an expense paid vaca (and cover the bar).
Longtime friends with the owner group.
It closed last year and the real estate is for sale.
Taught more than a couple strippers how to change diapers.
Still keep in touch with several folks, including staff.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Wed Jul 07, 2021 5:41 am

The_Carpenter wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:54 pm
Yag,
You're in the wrong strip club.
Not only did we toss broke guys hanging around, if a gal wasn't clearly making good whatnot for herself, on top of the house cut, she was encouraged to go elsewhere.
There were five colleges less than 2hr away and we got new job applications every week. Some of the gals even car pooled.
We have at least 9 colleges within an hour. Rarely do they work at ANY of the 6 clubs within an hour of here, we mainly see high school and beauty school dropouts at all of them. Right now, the one handiest to me has ONE college student working. A couple of college dropouts, 2 beauty school dropouts, and a passle of high school dropouts.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:00 am

iowanprimate wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:37 pm
YAG wrote:
Tue Jul 06, 2021 5:33 pm
6th of the month.

$420 in my savings plan this month already.
Heh... $420... Heh...

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It boggles my mind that any one of them by actually coming back would have significantly covered a chunk of their rent.
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Post by brewerbob8 » Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:44 pm

I was hoping that now that the stage is being used again and the dancers can interact with the front row of tables at the bullet, that they start mingling with the crowd more. It seemed like during covid, they all just stuck to their own group or regular.

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Post by YAG » Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:33 am

brewerbob8 wrote:
Wed Jul 07, 2021 9:44 pm
I was hoping that now that the stage is being used again and the dancers can interact with the front row of tables at the bullet, that they start mingling with the crowd more. It seemed like during covid, they all just stuck to their own group or regular.
They are circulating more now.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:32 am

Meaty threw a pebble (5 bucks) into the stream of behaviour of a dancer last night that ended up costing me me 100 bucks in back.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by The_Carpenter » Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:53 pm

Only a Benjamin?

No apoligies Yag, couldn't resist.

Btw, I know a few strippers that have a credit card reader on their handheld.
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Re: Stripper Logic

Post by YAG » Fri Jul 09, 2021 5:26 pm

The_Carpenter wrote:
Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:53 pm
Only a Benjamin?

No apoligies Yag, couldn't resist.

Btw, I know a few strippers that have a credit card reader on their handheld.
I didnt foresee the interloper, or that her behavior could be so easily diverted. She's walked away from more before.
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